Weird/Funny Dreams Thread

Only shoe I’ve ever liked it on is Jordan XIs.

Did anyone post a clip of Mike Wright skating on here recently?

If not I have a vivid dream of him doing flip
Nose slides at Hebden Bridge park but his hair was waist length and he was still skating in Abingtons

Just remembered last nights dream and it was forum related.
In my dream I was having a dream that I worked in an office that 50 cent occasionally worked from. It wasn’t a record label head office but there was some tenuous link between music and general office admin that the brain didn’t feel the need to flesh out.
50 was a nice bloke and we treated each other as normal co workers would and have a pleasant working relationship.

50 cent invited 3 other rappers in and we all had breakfast together in the office and had a bit of a jolly time. I’m struggling to remember the other rappers now but one was jay z, I think another was dr Dre and the third might have been jadakiss.

I can’t remember what we were meeting about but I was invited in while they were working on a music project, and we were all having quite a fun time and I took a selfie with them all.
In the dream, I then woke up and tried to write a post on the forum detailing the dream but kept getting distracted and was posting the dream in a series of posts and they were out of sync and I couldn’t manage to explain the dream properly.

Just remembered- at one point i looked down the office fire exit stair case and dj Khaled was down there, about to open the emergency exit at the ground floor and he looked up with excitement and greeted me.
I withdrew and looked back at my crew and they all chuckled, scoffing at him a little

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I just hope Puff Daddy wasn’t around…

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Not if 50cent is around, he has always hated Diddy (for good reason), probably even in the dream world as well, haha, he’s been trying to bring him down for years. There are loads of videos about it on YT.

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The one where he says Diddys bike has no seat is funny :laughing:

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Missed (doing something for the Mrs for) Mothers Day on Sunday. She’s furious with me as it’s a big deal for her.

In my dream me and mrs have split up and I’m on a date with a girl and bring her back to my house (actually my parent’s house) and she stays over. Nothing happens, don’t kiss the date or anything. Anyway, I go downstairs in the morning (left my date to sleep, she actually looks pretty rough) and there’s my mrs downstairs waiting for me, foot tapping, arms crossed. She looks furious. "Been on a date have we?’ etc etc. I tell her nothing happened anyway and she asks ‘WHO IS IT’ and I try putting it off for ages and skirting around the subject but she is putting me through the grinder and I crack “Look, her security is outside, it’s Lady Gaga”. This does not impress my mrs “LADY…GAGA…” she says

Anyway, tl;dr, dreamt I went on a date with lady gaga (who I’ve never found attractive), didn’t even kiss her and my mrs was furious at me either way

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Tell her mothers day is in march. Then she’ll get even more upset with you.

Tell her about the dream, then she won’t be angry about you missing Mothers Day any more

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I very rarely have dreams, or remember them. But i remember a bit from last night, i was in a cinema foyer looking for some scissors to cut a plastic clothes tag. Tony Slattery was there.

Come on Freud

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Never remember mine lately but last nights I did…

I was out with a hot Hollywood actress and we went back to mine, having fun in bed and at some point she turned into an ex and her boyfriend was down stairs but he didn’t suspect a thing when we came down and started chilling, watching a film… then I went outside and it was a perfect winters night with snow everywhere… pure ice roads and snow… some of the old Mischief crew where hanging about outside a burger place. They kept asking me if I wanted to go to these skate spots I’d never heard of, I said okay but wanted to quickly go back to my house to let everyone know I was taking off, as I did that, I bumped into another good skate mate (mischief crew) and we sacked everyone off and just went powersliding on the ice with our boards. Not using our boards as snowboarding with the wheels and trucks off, full on four wheel slides all the way, along beautiful country roads in the night, roads as smooth as glass, laughing and crashing into the snow banks at the side of the road, crashing into them didn’t hurt at all, just dusted ourselves off and did more, a couple of other skaters we didn’t know were doing the same along the way that we quickly over took at great speeds, then we were some how in Durham, in front of the Cathedral… and thats when I woke up.

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anyone notice they’re having more dreams of late? maybe the warmer weather and sleeping slightly lighter?

the dreams aren’t anything spicy sadly. last night I lost my phone and then found it again. quite like a mundane dream though

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Last night = dreamt I had a sick day off work but didn’t follow the correct procedure for reporting it.

Dream big.

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Fuck me, ok so I’m not smoking weed ar the moment and my dreams have gone absolutely mental.

So last night Newcastle were playing Liverpool in the Europa League final in London. And we won, can’t remember the score. But basically met some random guy who had a link to a VIP dinner that was being held during the game but we could go after. He was best mates with John Aldridge (random) who was sat at a table with Ian Rush, last thing I remember as we were leaving just lent in to shake John Aldridge’s hand and then said fuck off Ian you and Kenny Dalgish ruined our club in the late 90s and that was the end