Blodney you plonker!

The Mrs takes the piss out of me, but I make a bean moat in the middle of the plate surrounded by my toast fortress… topped with grated cheese and cracked pepper.

Sometimes this includes wilted spinach, Worcester sauce, etc.

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Was with you until there but now you can leave.

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I’m now thinking about your description. A moat rings around something but you seem to be describing a sort of central bean pond?

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Yer more of a bean Keep with Toast walls

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A Motte and Beany

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I love spinach. I’m not apologising for it.

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If you reduce the beans enough, toast moistness is manageable. Butter not marge. Absolutely loads of habanero chilli sauce all over the gaff.

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I love custard but I don’t put it on my roast dinner.

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WTF that’s a whole different ball game!

You’re putting wet greens on beans on toast. It just doesn’t go.

I don’t put them on wet, strain them a bit first and then it’s all good. Or alternatively cook the leaves with the beans.

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Anyone not sorting out their bean tomato sauce ratio for their Beans on Toast before adding them is an amateur.

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Spinach and baked beans .

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I always do this. Also, fuck y’all for the spinach hate.

I’ll be the one laughing when I grow up to be big and strong!

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When I was student years back I used to be regular at this one takeaway and they used to give me kebab meat for however much spare change I had.
When I was feeling flush I used to get a pie and then 50ps worth of kebab meat which I’d make into a moat around the pie. I’d then make a crown of garlic sauce and red sauce which would cover everything.

I love a good food moat.

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Thanks Blodney for the bean chat at least

Thanks for the Pulp Cosplay.

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Also this is a vital point often missed. I went to a nice brunch restaurant last week (Caravan near London Bridge) and ordered the veggie fry up.

What I received was mushrooms, tomatoes and eggs on a (single) piece of toast. Nice, but that’s not a fry up, that’s fancy eggs on toast.

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