Blodney you plonker!

The old dear in the auction scene behind him is his gran which is why she’s beaming when he calls the kid back to kiss him goodbye

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I don’t think anyone was ever questioning his parenting? His wife seems really nice too.

Edit: caught The Chase today, is the co-writer he hates the women who does the annoying bingo adverts that sponsor it?

Clocked her in this earlier:

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I got served Smarty ads all day today…Clocked her straight away.

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Flexing

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On paper yeah but i’d hope the tongue in cheek would come across as obviously the reality is very different.

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What do you see Blondey turning his hand to next?

He must have tried an instrument at Westminster school? Part of the Orchestra perhaps? A Jazz album on the horizon?

Perhaps a broadway musical? Or a Tennis academy?

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He would want to be the conductor surely?

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Fencer.
Percussionist in large symphony orchestra.
Water sommelier.

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Pahahah actual lol.

I feel like Farmer could be a shout. Blodney x Clarkson x Hunters x Massey Ferguson

Will follow Pritch and do a themed cookbook. The real McCoy! proper English grub.

Or Children’s books.

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Just pages and pages of beans on toast

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ABD

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Eccentric expert on the Antiques Roadshow.

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Probably buy a farm and do a Jeremy clarkson , get someone else to run it and turn up for the press shots

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BBC2 : 19:30 McCoy’s Countryside -
Blondey McCoy explores the stately homes and gardens of Britains aristocrats. With often comedic misunderstandings and confusing muses.

E4 : 20:00 The Real McCoy -
Blondey and a Michelin star chef team up to discover Britain’s best greasy spoon cafe. In search of the perfect portion of chips and beans.
Contains strong language and erotic scenes some viewers may find disturbing.

Sky Arts : 20:30 The Gentleman Thief -
Blondey McCoy delves into the antique world of buying and selling. Having to upcycle items from car boot sales and charity shop finds to sell at some of the countries top auction houses.
Will he land any hammers on a profit?

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all this farm talk would have to take place within the central london square mile he is unable to leave.

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Lloyd Grosman has pasta sauce. Anisley Harriet has cous cous.

Blondy Beans coimg to waitrose anytime soon?

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Sounding very TV go home right now

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I don’t understand why anyone with that budget and however many little kids would chose to live in covent garden rather than a couple of miles down the road and have a nice garden and some parks.

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