It just occured to me, They did say he built the kids bed and I was pretty stoked that he did that but does that just mean he sketched it on a caf napkin on a casual meeting with a joiner mate?
I know we’re taking the piss here but I actually think he seems a good dude even if I personally don’t get anything from his output or ventures.
If we had to bet this would be where I would put my pound.
That knob from Blur
Can someone photoshop Blodney over the Branstons logo for me and put it on a mug, to go with my CMOAC mug please?
Needs more sauce
Yeah but you’ve got Cafe Nero, All Bar One and TGI Fridays on your doorstep.
There is no way on earth he built that, it looked like about £30 grand’s worth of bespoke carpentry.
On the Blodney beans tip, it would be sort of ‘on brand’ if, using his nepo connections, he wangled a collab with Fortnum and Mason, seeing as they were the first shop in the UK to sell baked beans.
Hope he uses his dad’s connections to open the world’s first shart gallery
He did it, he wrote some good dialogue - the bit where Janine calls him an overrated skateboarder going through a quarter-life crisis. It stood out because there was actually some drama there.
Obviously the rest is still dreadful. I know it’s pastiche, but his life does seem incredibly vacuous - the Depop account being locked, all this talk about being ‘gifted’ things, the conversation with his agent about doing commerce for a Korean ecommerce platform. It’s very tedious.
The pace and dialogue reminds me of this.
ABP two weeks ago?
Begging your pardon.
Only know that because I saw it on Slap today too, came here to post it, and got a message saying it had already been posted in this thread. Which I thought was quite clever.
I shit you not, this episode contains a (very brief) Richard Madeley cameo.
I think I’ve gone full circle with this series. Kind of in love with how grandiose it all is - he must have blown so much money on this episode alone. Yet it remains steadfast in its awkwardness. Eg. Blondey goes through this whole episode with two black eyes and a bruise on his forehead, and he refuses to give the viewer any explanation as to why. Bravo! Bravo!
