Blodney you plonker!

That’s the thing, what Blondey is really selling is Blondey, he is the product. So self promotion is behind everything. Of course he is going to have a waxwork of himself, so even when he’s not there to be in peoples selfies and photos, he’s still there to be in peoples selfie’s and photos.

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Mexican slippers right?

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Hypebeast shop walk around with Blondey

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Blodney has joined the hordes supporting the association football team.

Do they give him a new sandwich every day?

Palace have done some of the official England kit for this years World Cup (Harry Kane sat doing interviews in a Palace top every night) and he used to be on Palace… it all makes sense.

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How on the earth do they get new clothes on and off the waxwork? Does it have opposable joints?!

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Blondey frantically sculpting new waxworks of himself for each outfit.

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Or just wax a curb with bits of his anatomy

Its 100% anatomically accurate. 100%

100%

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He shags his own waxwork after the shop closes for the day doesn’t he

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