Have you got a friend with dogs that can come over and let them piss all over to mark it as their territory?
Apparently human piss works even better. I might drink myself silly and piss all over the place.
Just another Sunday then, eh?
Hope you’re doing ok, bud.
I’m alright mate, sad but it’s getting better. Thanks.
Worked all weekend and am working tomorrow, no solo piss-up.