What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Flop.
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I’m in France this weekend with my old crew, so thanks for this one Franc 
Will I be shouted at for being a filthy English racist though?
Haha! Fun Bobby was MCing at a comp I was judging this summer and I pushed him hard to tell the dumbest dad jokes.
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Well, when I’m pissed as an arsehole tomorrow night I’m gonna drop this gem. I reckon it’ll result in tears of laughter.
You’ll be alright (or half left).
I was at a Stranglers gig in France not long after the new president had won the election 5ish years ago and JJ Burnel (who’s fluent in French) complimented the French on their new Scottish president, MacRon.
Try that too maybe.
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My four year old is trying to learn Spanish but he can’t even say “please” which I think is poor for four
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Actually lol’d at this
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Brighton isnt known for bread, but Hove is
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Went to get my hair cut the other day. Hairdresser asked “have you thought about what you want?”
“no. But off the top of my head…”
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Spanish astronaut who abandoned his lunar mission before launch branded a pollo
Met with a landscape gardener the other day to talk about a water feature, as I was still a little undecided.
“so, what sort of water feature would you like?” they asked.
“wellll…”
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All people who use brooms only pick up 80% of dirt.
A sweeping statement
Maybe the opener could be that the gate was stolen first.
I’d love to hear one of your bedtime stories, dude! 
I told my sister I’d made a car out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me.
You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta
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I hit the like thingy, but only because there wasn’t a groan one. 
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mhaha!
installing a dislike button on posts would be deeply amuing
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