Continually updated Dad jokes

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Destined to be the forums most overused feature!!

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Paging @Mark

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Sure, here are ten jokes about members of the Bones Brigade skateboarding team:

  1. Why did Tony Hawk refuse to eat breakfast with the Bones Brigade team? Because he already did a sick ollie over a bowl of cereal that morning!
  2. What do you call a ramp that is always talking smack? A Rodney Mullen lip!
  3. Why did Steve Caballero take his skateboard to the beach? He wanted to ride some gnarly swells!
  4. What do you call a skateboarder who only wears khakis and button-down shirts? A Mike McGill prep!
  5. Why did Lance Mountain stop skating vert? He was tired of getting “air” pollution!
  6. Why did Tommy Guerrero quit skateboarding to become a chef? He was tired of doing flip tricks in the kitchen!
  7. What do you call a skateboarding team that’s always late? A Bones Brigade delay!
  8. Why did Rodney Mullen have trouble finding a girlfriend? Because he was always in a freestyle zone!
  9. Why did Per Welinder become a detective? He was tired of all the “grind” crime in the skateboarding world!
  10. Why did Stacy Peralta start playing the guitar? He wanted to shred in a different way!

Way to go, chatGPT

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Comedy is safe from the robot uprising.

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why did the crab cross the road?

it didn’t - it used the sidewalk

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I managed to get a good one on the village what’s app group this morning.

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This is the most dad thing ever.

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when does a joke become a dad joke?

when it becomes apparent

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The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe. It didn’t take long though, it was just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

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Just stole this and plopped on FB.
First (probably only) comment = “Such a dad joke :neutral_face:”…

…which proves this is in the right place.

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I watched a really, really interesting documentary about the method used to join together large sheets of iron. Honestly, it was riveting.

You know what’s really common, you find them everywhere, those little sachets of white sugar.
But the brown sugar ones? Demarara.

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What do you call a magician that loses his magic?

Ian

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Did you hear the one about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a poof

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(Inspired by current shoe thread events)

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.

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Seeing as this thread was at the top when I got here…

If R2 is short for R2D2, Chewie is short for Chewbacca and Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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