I was washing my car with my son the other day. After about 10 minutes he said “dad, can’t we just use a sponge?”
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There was an Irish athlete that went to the doctor and she said I’m really worried I’m growing a penis because of the steroids
Anabolic?
No just a penis
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A nun is taking a bath when she hears a knock at the door. Worried, she shouts “Who is it?!” The answer comes back, “It’s the blind man.”
“Oh, OK” she says, “In that case come in.”
The man comes in and says “Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?”
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What do you call a Russian with a bad cold?
Ivor Nastichestikov
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Two mates are trying to find fancy dress costumes for the office party.
How about a pair of suitcases?
Dont get carried away!