Covid

This is the current situation ive got with my wife’s brother and it’s taking every fibre of my being not to go absolutely radge on him and rip him a new bumhole…

ScotGov finally got round to offering online booking for jabs, after the letters didn’t seem to work.

All you need to do is log in with your username, which will have been sent in the post…

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second jab of az yesterday lunchtime, 6 hourly alarm for paracetamol seems to have done the trick as i’ve felt completely fine the whole time. makes me think maybe i wouldn’t have had such a honker the first time if i’d have been slightly more prepared…

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Didn’t you have a pint after the last one?

Haha nah wasn’t me unfortunately, wish I’d had 10 though

Got my second jab at 15.50. Just had a little skate and debating whether to have a pint beforehand.

Love this description of children as ‘reservoirs’ haha. Got my jab a week ago too, great experience at Elland Road footy stadium, arm was battered and felt like shit after though. Had a nice lake swim a day after though and it sorted my arm pain right out. Went for the Moderna flava

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Anyone had 2nd Pfizer yet?

Took me a good 2 weeks to feel 100% again after the first

Wow for real? What did you feel like? I felt a little high for a few days

Mashed arm for 3 days. Extreme tiredness for the first week then the last week was getting gradually feeling better everyday.

I had nothing in the tank, like 15 mins pissing about in the garden and I would be done. Was in bed by 9pm most night, fully sleeping through until 8-9am the next day. So odd.

Just bro science but I’m putting it down to not having any colds or anything for well over a year and a half so my body’s just gone wtf is this?

Could just be the micro chip was set wrong and zapped all my energy or the hard metals weighing me down.

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Had it yesterday. I’ll keep you posted but nothing too awful yet…though I did wake up at 3am with a weird tight chest feeling I soon got back to sleep. Sore arm and minor tiredness this morning.

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Felt nothing after the first Pfizer, it’s meant to be the second one that fucks you up. Maybe they gave you the second one first? Do you have a history of time travel in the family?

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Dam, was hoping 2nd was chilling. If the second one is as bad definitely going deep with the blunts, Chronic + Pfizer induced tiredness must = time travel

I heard if you put your finger down your japs eye you can push it out of your bumhole

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Ew, I think il keep it in, I use duckduck go so Gates can’t find out I’m on Slap message board

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What?! I thought it was finger up the bum and it comes out your japeye?!

Yeah I dunno just try both

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Got my second jab on July 2nd but got a text saying I can bring it forward, had a look and I can change it to this Friday. But then remembered going camping this weekend and the last place I want to have bad reactions is in a fucking tent.

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Pulled my second forward by just over two weeks, so a week on Wednesday. At least if I’m suffering it’s in work time lol