Gotta say that pretty much everybody had forgotten about how good Italy are until their opening game where they spanked Turkey, which made us all remember that they are Italy and always capable of winning the thing. Whether they do or not remains to be seen - how they cope with losing Spannazzola will be intriguing. I’m expecting them to win it now.
Whatsapp is drowning in Dad jokes tonight:
BREAKING NEWS Tonight’s England v Ukraine game is OFF because two of the Ukraine players have tested positive for Covid. Tikili Chestikov and Leftis Maskov.
Don’t buy your boxer shorts from the Ukraine! Chernobyl fallout
This match is good
Denmark look half asleep.
Very good game, I can see the Czech’s getting another goal.
The Danes must be pig Schick letting that goal in
That’s as attacking a lineup as you’ll ever get from Southgate. Stoked for Sancho
Is my memory getting this wrong, have Mount’s set pieces not been great at all in this tournament? Hopefully something that will come good tonight, like Kane scoring in the Germany game.
When Trippier was playing in the last match the commentators said he was brought in for his set pieces. Still dunno why they didn’t bring ward-prowse
Have to say, Southgate is slowly converting me
Of course he has, he knows what he’s talking about. And he’s not a Michael Fabricant. I respect the Gareth.
They live in a tent?
Ukrainian anthem is sick. Feel like putting some trackies on now and going full slav squat for the whole game with a bottle of samogon
Edit - Sosi xyu pider!
A gazebo.
Yep, him and Danny Ings were two glaring omissions from the England squad.
Irish punditry team all expecting England to win this evening, and comfortably at that.
Bloody hell that was quick
Damn son
It’s all over already for Ukraine.
Crimea river
Get in!