If you had a private park...

Your argument is that, as a 37 year old, my fucked body is due to alcoholism and not the fact that I’m a 37 year old who has ridden a skateboard for 25 years? I dunno man…

And honestly, alcohol is a massive problem for a huge chunk of society. I’d probably rather smoke legal weed or something. But there’s no way I’m blaming alcohol for the state of my knees

Sounds like thats about people that have real issues with booze than someone having more than four a year?

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I was going to make a fasicious comment but I checked myself before I wrecked myself

Not had a drink for two years, when am I going to experience this magic pop?

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You stole my fasicious comment you bastard ahaha joker

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Wow shots fired. I’m out. Way to put a downer on the forums best thread

Asked a serious question and get a Warick reply, not addressing it. Haha.

You’re right, deleted.

Aw man now I feel bad. I respect your opinion even if you called me Warwick

It’s all good, apologies for suggesting the convo was similar to talking with a brexiteer.

Let’s forget I got involved and everyone can get back to talking about rad things they’d have in their dream park.

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Always said that if by some chance I came into a large sum of money I’d totally buy Piel island off the Furness peninsula and turn it into a skate Mecca/independent state of skate.

The island has a pub, small farm, a row of terraced houses and a castle.

Usurp the current king (wicker man style burning to be discussed) claim the pub as my own, get lobster potted on my own stash then get started on the castle by turning it into some insane bowl contraption with 14 types of coping. Maybe add some cannons to deter unwelcome nobheads.

Visitors can stay in the terraces with their own private mini ramp, camping kettle and teabags. They’re probably haunted but that’s cool too.

Knighthoods awarded to those who bring maximum stoke and dark chocolate hobnobs.

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Will there be a royal blend of tea unique to the island?

Yes for those who wish to open their third eye.

Otherwise it’s Yorkshire gold. More than a Sunday treat if I’m king of Piel

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The king’s chair rule should be a having to make a brew for everyone.

For those of you who don’t know in the island pub there’s an original throne chair carved from a solid tree that sits in the corner of the bar, you can only sit in it if you’re willing buy everyone present a drink.

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  • The double side kerb at the old South Shields.
  • 3ft Mini.
  • That bench/banks thing Bobby Puleo thing got his kickers in a twist about. Smoother version.
  • Wakefield drive way.
  • Manny pad that is not to high.
  • Different waves and bumps that you can fly around ollieing, flipping, ect or just carve. So this would be hips and such too.
  • A Euro gap.
  • Big screen for videos and the match with a chill out area/bar like the in the blowing alley drone video.
  • Heated for winter, AC for summer.

Do’t know why that replied to you Jurwell, sorry.

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You were drawn in by the cheese bar, happens to the best of us.

In my original list I forgot a goal painted on to the outer wall so you can play Spot or Wembley Knockout while waiting for me to get out of bed to come and open the park, because I’m always fucking late everywhere.

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