In the news thread

Just got that text now too.

Brilliant, nice one trump.

yeah thought it was fake at first tbh!

That’s fucking ridiculous

some things are better left not public knowledge, especially in the medicine world

Had a dose of his own prescribed medicine?
How long before he’s spotted out on the golf course?

Rand Paul tested positive and was working while waiting for his test results. Most of the senate probably have it by now. I bet loads of Whitehouse staff have it too.

Apparently Rand Paul only has one lung too. And he’s a qualified doctor. Fucking idiot.

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Yeah he was also using the senate gym and swimming pool while waiting for the test results. He was the only senator to vote against corona-care for American’s too. What a douche.

Aaaah the beautiful irony

More diseased old English fucks coming to Scotland to hide…

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Coronavirus experts tells MPs that NHS should now be able to cope with coronavirus numbers

In the science committee Greg Clark asks Prof Neil Ferguson why the Imperial College paper advised a change of approach.

Ferguson says two factors were important. He says the findings from Italy suggested that more coronavirus patients were needing mechanical ventilation than had previously been expected. And he said that NHS England had its own assessment of how much ventilation capacity there was.

On that basis, the paper concluded that, without a change of approach, the NHS would not be able to cope. It would have eight times more patients needing critical care beds than were available.

Ferguson says that NHS England has surged its capacity, giving it more than double the number of critical beds it had.

Q: In the light of the new measures announced this week, will the NHS be able to cope?

Ferguson says that, under the policies that were in force earlier, the NHS would still have been overwhelmed - even with the extra critical beds available.

Now, in the light of the new measures, he says he thinks in some areas intensive care units will get very close to capacity.

But over, across the nation as a whole, he says he is reasonably confident that the NHS will have the resources to copy.

Clark says people will find that “tremendously reassuring”

Some good news at last I hope.

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They’re German not English :wink:

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“Look, I’m as British as Queen Victoria!”

“So your father’s German, you’re half-German and you married a German?!”

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At the moment I have a project I need to do for graphics so I chose to do something related to skateboarding since its one of my favorite things to do even if I can only do an ollie. I am designing an app but I am only showing what the screen would look like. I need some help on what I should do. I have based my app on the game of S.K.A.T.E since I think the game is not brought up that much. No, I’m not talking about the game you play on PlayStation I am talking about the game where you perform a trick. I am thinking about making the app like social media for skateboarders all around the world. the whole point of this app is so that you can 1v1 people from all over the world and people get to rate the trick on how good it was. so I was wondering if I can have some feedback on this app

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Depressing stuff.

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The Sainsbury’s local are only letting two people in at a time now. So I’m guessing that’s all the smaller stores too like Tesco’s express?

Same with the Sainsbury’s here. Had to do a bit of a shop there and everybody was distancing themselves nicely, apart from a few old women who probably thinks this is all great.

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Apparently tesco here are doing similar and sanitizing trollies before you go in. Also my friend is a doctor and he is having to buy his own PPE

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