Oh bugger.
Did he lie in literally his first utterances? The whole 3000/7000 miles thing?
What the absolute fuck is he babling on about? This is a car crash. Heās an ape in a man suit.
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Heading into Number Ten like
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Hey look, itās Boris leading us out of the EU
Heās the Prime Minister we deserve.
Is it technically possible he will never actually get to be PM? That would be hilarious.
Absolutely, we are a nation of absolute morons.
What a time to be alive. Jesus.
And now Scottish Independence. Except that the FM has done absolutely fuck all to suggest she can run her own constituency, let alone a country.
Anybody know what the Prince of Whales makes of it all?
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i had dinner at ikea the other day, dinner in a furniture shop, now this, what have we become??
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We were on holiday in Sweden a couple of years ago and thought it would be funny to eat at Ikea for dinner one evening (as we were passing it). Got served by Mike from Plymouth. Joke was on us.
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Pretty spot on summary of what de Pfeffel is facing:
If the backstop is not in the withdrawal agreement, the EU will not sign it. If it is in the withdrawal agreement, Johnson cannot get behind it and parliament anyway will not back it. So a deal is impossible.
No-deal, on the other hand, will never pass through parliament. Nor can Johnson try to cancel parliament to get it through. Last weekās vote made it clear MPs wouldnāt stand for it.
Whichever way he looks, he is shackled by a deadlocked parliament. The solution is obvious: hold a general election and try to get some more loyal MPs. But he has ruled that out.
Or he could use a second referendum, but he has ruled that out too.
All the options are closed. Some are closed by reality. Others are closed by the fantasies that he peddled in order to pretend it did not exist.
So which promise does he choose to break? The promise to get rid of the backstop? Or to secure no-deal? Or to avoid an election? Or to stop a referendum? Heās going to have to break one of them.
Good luck with all that you floppy haired chancing twat.
When it all goes tits up it will turn out that Boris wasnāt Brexity enough all along.
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Best outcome, Tories completely self destruct, Labour win GE, Brexit delayed until further notice, by which time all leavers dead or living in Costa del Sol.
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Hmmm. Only delayed so that they can try and get their ājobs firstā Brexit.
Whatever that is.
Could Corbyn win a GE now? Iām not so sure unfortunately. He has come across and very wishy, washy, with the whole Brexit shambles. Instead of stepping up and been seen to do something, anything. He doesnāt look like a strong and stable (oof) leader to a lot of the public.
As much as I like Corbyn I think they will need to have their own leadership contest before theyāre ready to compete in a GE.
No one could win a general election now.
Both the cons and Labour will leak massive amounts of votes to the Brexit party, the lib dems, the greens and plaid. Then thereās the SNP.
This would be fine if we had proportional representation, but we donāt. So thatās aā¦problem.
A new complication is that the lib dems wonāt go into a coalition with either Labour or the conservatives making them hard to vote for.
They are going to push a few votes back to Labour I guess by doing that.
A general election would put us into even more of a no manās land. Great.
Obviously from their side the less said about coalitions the better! Theyāre almost as blacklisted from getting my vote as the Tories are.
That was then and this is now. At least they have a coherent stance on Brexit that I can get behind.
If they wonāt work with jeremy corbyn though Iām properly snookered.
I didnāt watch any of the Glastonbury footage this year. I presume all the crowds were chanting his name this year yeah?
If only there was literally 1 positive thing about Brexit Iām not sure I would give a fuck but there literally isnāt.
I think my job is probably OK but all of our suppliers are based in Denmark so Iām not sure what will happen really. I do know that everything is absolutely fine as it is.
