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Ohhh when you said bashing Christmas decorations I thought you meant some kind of sex tape

Trump blatantly making this up. He’s going yo miraculously recover in time for the election and ride the wave of goodwill or something

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I can understand the confusion.

Yeah that’s the scenario I was thinking, his team keeping him out of the next debate too for damage limitation.

He’ll just be on his private golf course for 2 weeks.

If he does genuinely have it he’ll be fine because for some reason the cunts in this world always seem to get away with it.

I wonder how his Q-anon/ anti mask nut cases are going to take this? You know it’s all a hoax and their wonderful leader surely couldn’t have caught it .

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Does this mean it will be an impeachable offense for him to show up to campaign events? That’s pretty crazy ha

He might be so strong and awesome that he doesn’t even get sick from some pathetic Chinese threat.

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Yeah but he wouldn’t have got it in the first place if that was the case

That Scottish MP but be pretty pleased with the Trump COVID distraction.

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Pretty sick con if he doesn’t have it.

Could be like Johnson though. Brush it off, and move on.

Not really, she’s going to have to resign. Sturgeon will be a bit happier that it’s not the headline any more.

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Yeah, fair. Seems like support for him went up when he recovered though.

ā€œAre brave PM beat Covid like we beat the damned bosch!ā€ sort of thing.

Trump having a speedy recovery would be all he’d need to talk about for the following weeks until the election.

Obviously I’d never wish death on anybody, but it’d be great if he did actually die.

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I reckon this is a way for him to back out without ā€˜losing’.

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And he had those strokes which he denied.

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He’s not obese, he’s 239lbs!

How’s that course of hydroxychloroquin working out?

Sky News has just just had somebody on who said he isn’t technically obese. But Kay Burley pronounced it as ā€˜obeast’ which I’m sure wasn’t a mistake.

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@anon83623327 He has some consciousness about his food…he has a diet coke there.

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His blood pressure and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent. His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary. I can state unequivocally, he is the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

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I watched it back on YouTube.
It was very strange.
There was a count of the number of times Donald interrupted / spoke over Biden.
Something like 78 times.
You can’t argue with someone like that.
America has a terrible set of options this election.

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