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So does Covid get shitfaced from 6pm in Scotland then move down to England for 10pm for his own lockin??? I heard he’s a right cunt after a few shandy’s.

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Mate.

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Truly is a ghoulish looking bloke.
And that will be with studio make-up on also.
Creepy.

He looks like he’s made of wax.

After the zombie uprising, he’ll be that crazy preacher guy that ends up running a commune in the woods who chops off the limbs of anyone who doesn’t obey his every order.

Also, both Trump and Pence need to get measured for suits. Their jackets always fit so wrong and are usually way too dark. Never wear a black suit unless it’s a tux or a funeral.

/Gok Wan

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obama_tan_suit_controversy

In days of yore a light coloured suit was grounds for controversy.

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That suit was fly as fuck though.

Even though he’s feeling better?

Trump said “They cut you off… I’m not doing a virtual debate.”

That’s why not health reasons.

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Shame, would’ve been hilarious watching him try and dominate the debate while struggling to breathe

Yeah, sitting in-front of a computer with cut away breaks would actually help him if anything.

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2029812

fucking up the mute button

Back on the recycling tip

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The CEO of regeneron also a member of Trumps golf club.

Dodgy.

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He does own Turnberry, which by all accounts is a pretty good golf course.

I guess if you’re rich and staring down that eighth fairway as the tide goes out and the sun starts dipping towards Arran, you aren’t thinking about who owns it. But I do hope the local kids are flying about it on BMXs at night. Doing big skids and shit.

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I worked at Turnberry during the Open before Trump owned it. On the first day of the tournament, I missed the staff bus into the place cause I was a bit hungover/slept in, so I had to sneak in. A whole bunch of famous and important people were in attendance so the security and police presence was kinda hectic. Managed to pinch a heavy nice beer tap and some other things at the end of the tournament when we were clearing up. It’s a lovely place.

And I doubt the local kids are jumping about on BMX bikes on the course, most of them fly drones and have more money than sense. The kids from Girvan are properly doing the big skids and causing it.

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Hahaha! I worked at Royal Troon. And Old Prestwick was our BMX spot. Sometimes St Nicholas.

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