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True, who else has booked the queen’s birthday off to spend all day polishing their commemorative royal wedding plates and blue passports?

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They offered thatcher one before she snuffed it and she declined .

They give away anything these days so you never know

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Dunno if I’m famous enough but if I die you can all take a day off

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Can I use my day now?

Also sorry about your future death. Thoughts and prayers.

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Look, I’m trying to be nice here, if I made an exception just for you then it would be chaos

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That’s the type of attitude that will make people throw eggs at the statue of you in your home town.

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Saw some graffiti when the BLM protests were happening that said “Your dad goes to London to protect statues”

Amazing

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Yeah, here it was “Your dad protects statues of [unlikely, objectionable person from media or history]!”

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How the Sport get away with shit like that is incredible really

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It’s not that far fetched, in comparison. Plenty of newspapers were running stories about how Brexit was a good idea, you know.

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In my sons world of minecraft (or some bollocks) online forum they had ‘your dad…’ disses and one was ‘your dad skateboards in Morrison’s car park’ and tagged my son and put my full name. Rude.

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Good spot, that.

WTF?

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Yeah he’s in a world of his own anyway. And as the snp are digging a bigger and bigger independence hole he’s staying away from it .

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Yeah, George Galloway as a barometer of reason? OK.

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Totally, he’s been a fully stable political figure , his results say it all.

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This has opened up near my parent’s house. Might give it a go if I get to visit them anytime soon. Amazon world domination part 1543

That shit is really bad, it’s only the tip of the iceberg too.
Their military are ruthless.
China and Russia certainly won’t want democracy to prevail there, so intervening won’t come anytime soon .

I really worry about China and it’s future as the next biggest super power.

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