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It’s some guys Grandad dies Iv never met, and yer it sucks. But what should I feel about it.

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Not for another 15 years.

For people interested in what happens when the Queen dies here’s a fairly comprehensive article from a few years ago detailing all the arrangements which are set to occur. It’s a really interesting (if lengthy) read. It’ll entail 10 days of mourning and things like satire will be taken off the air. I believe most non essential businesses are expected to close.

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I can’t see that happening when they are just reopening on Monday after being closed since January.

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This is for when the Queen dies, not in reference to Phillip. I don’t expect they’ll extend nearly as many measures for Philip, but the Operation London Bridge (when the Queen passes), has been planned for the last 60 years. Have a read of the article linked above. It’s fascinating

Oh right, Covid will have finally won if that’s how I spend it my Friday night! A long article about the Queens funeral, and she is still alive, haha. I’m checking the odds for the Grand National tomorrow, that is still happening right?

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That was great, thanks

That took me nearly an hour to read. The detail is just incredible.

But it won’t happen for 15 years. Can I put a bet on her sailing passed 105?

Sorry, what is this 15 year bollocks Puleo?

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She’s going to live for at least the next 15 years. She’s nails. She’s 94 now I think.

I’ll be nearly 50 then if she makes it that far.

Bookies won’t take the bet. Just checked. :slightly_frowning_face:

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I wouldnt be surprised if she goes in the next few months

Royal correspondents don’t half fucking gush.

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What a read.

Funny the line ‘people who won’t expect to cry will cry.’ I think that will be true. I’m not a royalist, I don’t give a shit about the monarchy or the family, but I do respect the Queen and I’ll probably be sad in a way when she goes.

She’s like the one constant connecting multiple generations, her death will be strange.

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I also think the Queen is the soundest monarch we’re gonna have for a while. Once she’s gone it’s a load of proper wanky blokes for time, they won’t have the same charm as her and I feel like she’s a decent person regardless of some ignorance through her privilege.

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Too unethical :joy:

dunno. i feel like after Charles, William would be much more progressive. maybe actually giving a shit about racists, pedophiles and utter cunts in/around the royal family. plus he’s a Villa fan

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Is William next?

He seems reasonable.

Charles is next! The big pot eared prick haha. Aye to be honest William isn’t a bad bloke but can’t see him being too progressive moreso just pandering to tradition, might be sound though.

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Yeah for all the joshing about certain people dying I reckon I’ll be gutted when the queen goes.
It’ll be a real turning point of how we look at the monarchy.
Fuck Morrissey getting all them royalties mind.

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aye I’ll defo be gutted when she passes. Especially as a lot of us have grown up without knowing anything else kinda thing? She’s always been there, looking up at us as all royal as she gets rolled up in a pub cubicle

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