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Does anyone really need to see him face these questions now? He should just resign without delay.

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Listen to this complete and utter bag of shit. Resign and fuck right off you triple megaprick.

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Resign. Shit off. Never want to see his face or hear his voice ever again.

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So he’s off then? Good stuff.

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How can one person take this much humiliation?it’s incredible. We knew he was shameless but he literally is totally and utterly shameless. Any other human would walk out.

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I don’t want this pantomime drawn out any further. Please make it stop.

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This ‘inquiry’ is going to be interesting isn’t it after he’s fucking admitted he went to it the utter fucking dipshit.

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I think he’s just floundering and buying time with that, hoping against hope for some intervening crisis or other maybe.

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… 25 minutes have elapsed.

‘good god this appears to be a huge get together utterly against the current rules.’

Also…‘carry on guys’.

Absolute fucking wanker.

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Go to your bosses desk, take a huge dump on it, if anyone asks why you did that, just say we’ll have to wait for Sue Grey’s investigation findings

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Sue Grey witnessing BJ curling a shit onto her desk, smashing his hand in it and rubbing it all over the wall. Johnson smeared in his own shit. Shit everywhere.

Sue Grey: ‘in conclusion the prime minister is of impeccable character and is innocent of shiteing all over the place.’

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And if you’ve ever wondered what level of arrogance and entitlement an Eton and Oxbridge education brings - you dont need to anymore.

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Guilty of cash for mates with the PPE shit too 20 minutes before all that too. They’re all fucking bandits.

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Sorry feeling quite cross today.

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It’s only humiliating if you care. He, and 99.9% of Tories just don’t.

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Only if it hurts them in the polls. blue UKIP arsehole entitled shitbags.

Still raging. Cool wet grass.

In more they’re all a shower of Brian’s news…

He’s a multi millionaire father of hundreds of kids whose main hobby seems to making more kids and generally dicking about. I don’t get why he doesn’t just say Whatevs and head into the sunset to procreate and dick about. Why put yourself through PMQs every week? Could be having a lie in and making more kids, not getting a new bumhole provided each week by the press and opposition. He must be a masochist.

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Who would make kids with that unless that was in a position of power? Take that away and you have a wanking mess sat in front of pornhub every night.

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Guilty :pensive:

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