I don’t think he is. Those grovelling texts to Lord Geidt begging for flat refurbishments cash kind of hints to that. He must pay a fortune in lawyers, child support (keeping his children and the ex’s in the life style they are used too) and all the yearly super injunctions updates.
Even if he isn’t now he will be when he finishes. He’ll absolutely coin it in on the speaker circuit and on a book. People love him for some reason.
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Yes, remainers set up a surprise party for me once in my backgarden and I stood gormlessly staring at it for 25 minutes not sure whether it was a work event or a full blown coke rave. Due to my confusion we’ll be back in the EU by May
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He’ll just reel off the same shite for each speech
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/my-boris-johnson-story/amp
That’s pure Viz. I know Private Eye is the political one but it’s not actually funny.
This being broken by The Telegraph of all papers surely means it’s curtains down on this horrowshow soon. A suitcase of booze ffs.
https://twitter.com/Tony_Diver/status/1481741337951195136?s=20
Isn’t it a bit like cheering cos Timmy Mallet has stepped down as leader of your country only to realise that it’s a toss up between Pat Sharp and Mr Motivator to take over though? I know he’s a Brian but it’s not like Starmer gets to jump in.
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True but you have to take what you can get and dare to hope that it’s a turning point at least.
Pretty significant move isn’t it? He’s going daaaahn
The pedophile formally known as prince?
“tonight we’re going to party like she was born after 2009”
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Are there any specifics out yet as to what the allegation might be? He’s going to be spending a lot of money of lawyers I feel!
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Are the Tories keeping him in there simply so they don’t give Labour the glory of seeing him resign? I’m struggling to figure them out.
I don’t get it either. My theory is that they think if Boris resigns they won’t win the next election. I don’t think that’s possible, I’m pretty sure they’re here for the long haul, would love to see it though.
Who would replace him? Mogg or Patel would be an absolute horror show, I don’t know if my ticker could take it.
Theres twitter chat about this being a remainer plot… If Boris Goes, Brexit Goes…
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Imagine tweeting this today.
https://twitter.com/DominicRaab/status/1481899625330225157?s=20
Probably never used a strimmer in his life. Better get practising m8.
I know you should avoid comparing us with North Korea but this really sounds like it could be translated from there:
https://twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/status/1481956813763399682?s=20
Why he hasn’t gone yet
The regicidal Tories won’t oust Boris until a successor steps up