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Things usually pan out the opposite way to what I say, so…

He definitely isn’t going to resign. :crossed_fingers:

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Hopefully this is like Custer’s last stand… just going down fighting, but going down.

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This grilling is great, but it’s water off a ducks back no matter how much he squirms

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At the liaison committee Darren Jones quotes a passage about what happens when a regime runs out of authorty. It is this quote:

When a regime has been in power too long, when it has fatally exhausted the patience of the people, and when oblivion finally beckons – I am afraid that across the world you can rely on the leaders of that regime to act solely in the interests of self-preservation, and not in the interests of the electorate.

Jones asks Boris Johnson who wrote that.

Knowing full well that he wrote this himself, about Labour, Johnson suggests the author might have been Cicero, or Aristotle, or Montesquieu.

FFS…

A Michael to the end

Holy shit. Chris Bryant asked a straightforward question if he’s ever been told or warned about other potential potential sex pests and he couldn’t answer. I think thats a yes then.

Why does he want to go through this?!

This is the maddest day in politics.

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Nadine must be onto her fourth bottle of Lambrini by now, Titanic soundtrack on full volume, lighting the wrong end of a cig

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Wondering why her carer isn’t letting her put the TV on…

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So good.

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This flips between hilarious, tragic and insane every few seconds. Bernard Jenkins is telling him it’s over and he’s not listening.

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Wow, he’s in cuckoo land . Absolute denial and hoping it will all blow over like every other time he’s been in the shit .

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No keep going. Put his corpse in the square. Boot it for a quid and raise money for Ukraine.

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If and when he goes I can’t wait for all the boris gammon lot’s reaction. Lbc will be gold .

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https://twitter.com/hoffman_noa/status/1544710788887314432?s=21&t=KdB7CHb9q0XwHJE3jXW-0A

Huge, if true.

Edit: this was not true. New executive committee for the 1922 executive committee will be elected on Monday. That’s a Sun journalist for you.

They’re about to physically cart him out including Priti fucking Patel. Take her out as well ffs.

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She doesn’t deserve any position - I fucking hate her the most.