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https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1583076408880168960?s=46&t=S7IQKLaFvY0rW9V96qd_t

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THE UNFLUSHABLE ONE

https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1583091554574831617?s=20&t=f_hUoX6eONxL4ndBfBjbBg

Jesus no

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If he gets in and there isn’t a general election, the entire country should just melt itself.

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If that happens Im coming out and sleeping on your couch

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Put the guy who conga’d in his office while you couldn’t hug your family at a funeral back in charge.

They’ll be all like yeah Boris is back woohoo. And then they’ll remember why he was about as popular as cancer after the sugar rush goes down.

Who knows how many scandals he’s done in the last few months.

Do it. Do it do it.

Actually shove your fucking leadership elections up your rancid little arseholes and go for the WILL OF THE PEOPLE so we can wipe your rancid fucking party of the face off the Earth. Fuck off the absolute lot of you.

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Yeeeessssss….

I’m way past the point of apoplectic rage now. I’m at the point where I drive home from work and sit on my drive for 20 minutes flipping between Radio 4 and 5 Live laughing like a twat. Boz emerging back up the u-bend like a Guinness beeriod will only make that laughter harder at this point.

As long as the destination is the Tory party being a desiccated ruin for years to come we might as well carry on enjoying the journey right?

The untold cruelty these lot have wrought fully deserves to result in this kind of rolling humiliation. Stern reprimand and cutting satire has been shown not to stick to this lot, but hopefully this will.

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Telegraph ā€˜Journalists’. There’s tons and tons of these.

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All these rats fighting to be king or queen rat in a sack of rats is really turning my guts.

:face_vomiting: :face_vomiting: :face_vomiting:

https://twitter.com/JamesDuddridge/status/1583096093730312192?s=20&t=KO-xojdmcKr8KYBueuCamA

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Can’t believe he’ll even want it; he got to play prime minister and now he’s off doing speeches for 150k a pop.
Why would you want to come back to the poisoned chalice of the being the PM when you can sit back and make loads of money while people shout about how you could have saved the day.
I really hope he doesn’t become the PM again.

Also on a side note haven’t been able to get this tune out of my head with the pound doing so shit against the dollar. Should do a remix

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Thinking of it, I actually hope he does. My biggest fear is someone well dressed and silver-tongued gets in instead. If we want the Tories gone indefinitely it probably needs to get worse for them again.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s an absolutely terrible person and PM, but in this endeavour he probably is the best outcome for being bad for the Tories.

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Yeah I know what you mean, but listening to radio, some people love him and will forgive him for anything. So would worry going into an election that he might turn it around.
The rest are just so unpopular as well as being inept that you’d hope they’d get trounced.