In the news thread

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+1 for burnt ones

The twiglet will always for me be the undisputed king of the party snack

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13022

And pineapple and cheese sticks.

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13023

The Sputnick!
Half a melon wrapped in tinfoil then covered in cheese & pickled onions on cocktail sticks.
High Rolling!

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Although Aids Virus wiuld be a much better name than Sputnick

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Hedgehog!

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13026

William Ulsterman in the house…

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“You ok hon? You’ve hardly eaten any of your AIDS and you’ve only picked at the burnt twiglets? Have you got a tummy ache?”

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13028

Damn.

The guy had some previous with the police but wtf?

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Fucking hell! Safe to say that this wasn’t the exact news I was expecting to read this morning:

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13030

Just clicked on the word ‘Putin’ in the trending column on Twitter.

He did a speech yesterday and a bunch of nutters all think he’s great.

Click it if you want to fill your morning with lameness.

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No thanks :+1:

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13032

I watched it live, he just went on and on, blamed the west, made excuses, nothing of any real merit

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75p!?!

Triggered.

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13034

Ah no

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Horrendously sad news but the fact he was only 77 is really surprising. I feel like he was an old man 25 years ago.

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Dickie Davies the other day too. He was proper old when I was a kid!

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Asked my son if he’d like to see a Lego minifig that is autistic. He said yes. I asked him how you’d be able to tell if the minifig was autistic and he said they’d have ‘a little autism band on their yellow arm’. There ya go - my son was down for mini figs like him.

Apparently they changed the headline quick smart….

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Haha, yes, I did think it was you returning. Nice 12 months off? We’re OK thanks, as good as can be I’m sure you’ll understand :laughing:

Its bullshit - and clearly it is being parroted by grown adults as someone mentioned this to my wife today, even using the word ‘woke’, who promptly corrected said person.

As you say, why even news? Far more important stuff to be looking at. The epic levels of shithousery and incompetence on display by the current Government might be a good place to begin. Not toys aimed at and created for kids.

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ur son’s a wokey millennial snowflake m8

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He’s an Autistic Wokey millennial snowflake at that! :smile:

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