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I have an addiction to Twiglets. I get my parents to bring over as many bags as possible every time they come over every 2-3 months.

Both kids love them, as does my brother in law. Wife fucking hates them, says I smell like I’ve been eating dog biscuits.

But what does she know? She can just go fuck herself.

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That’s nonsense, Twiglets still slap. I think the ones that come in the big tub are different, the sticks are shorter. They’re usually only available around christmas though :crying_cat_face:

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Short twiglets are wrong. Although you can more in your mouth.

On Christmas snacks did you lot try the paprika mini cheddars (also in a tube) jesus they were banging

I wonder if Bobby Puleo has any of these in his gutter gallery?

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There are so many good new mini cheddar flavours that have come out in the last 2 years. Ploughman’s for starters.

Haha!! Good question. If he has, I wonder how much longer it’s going to take to get to 9?

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Draft / artists impression…

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It really isn’t, you can get the odd passable batch but every other bag I’ve had lately half of them were burnt to fuck and other bags had just hardly any flavour. Something’s going very badly wrong with quality control at that factory and its definitely not just my imagination. Pretty sure that the recipe isn’t quite the same as it used to be either.

There’s only one discontinued product I miss and that’s lemon tango

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Other than full sugar pop, the only thing I genuinely miss is Drifter.

Weren’t they a bit like Time Outs? IIRC

I think a thread for this is in order.

I also miss Brannigan’s, both flavours.

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The burnt ones are the best ones! And the twiglet dust that collates at the bottom that you can scrape out with your fingers

No they were chewy.

Real g’s straighten the pack out and drink it like some kind of brown crack powder

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Henceforth I shall not be discussing the subject of twiglets any further with you.

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Twiglets with a christmas sandwich, some gherkins and a pint of Guinness about 8PM on Christmas Day is the best.

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You’re mad. I been eating Twiglets for 30 years I’m confident in my convictions

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Gunna back @wayout here. Have eaten Twiglets for 30+ years and they aren’t different.

Also drinking the dust is a different hit.

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One of those things you never knew you miss until someone mentions it.

They were great.

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