In the news thread

Total Ceasefire announced . Let’s hope Israel doesn’t Israel.

… By Trump alone on truth social

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Has already been violated by Iran apparently

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No-one agreed to a ceasefire, Trump put out the statement before anything was agreed. Iran are still refusing to join in any ceasefire, while Israel are keen now.

Dont listen to anything Trump says.

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The trouble is, he’s always bloody talking.

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Why are people accepting that Trump should be anywhere near this whole thing anyway?
That’s not fucking normal.

It’s like a pig judging an eating competition. Just gonna needlessly get messy.

“This week on the apprentice we would like you to negotiate peace in the middle east”

*most contestants get in the taxi limo and head towards the market and try and barter half price missiles from a rug Salesman.

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The scary thing is that’s not far from the truth. Everyone he’s got working for him is either an ex Fox news host or from a political family dynasty background with zero skills or background in any of this.

Fealty over competence.

He’s employed so many fuckwits it makes him look better.

He’d see that as a compliment, I’d imagine, given that he was host of The Apprentice for 14 years.

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“They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing…”

Sounds like someone’s beginning to understand that making peace in the middle east isn’t that easy

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Is it just me that feels that is is both inevitable and deeply concerning?

Combine Voltarol with a dad’s army sign up.
Sorted.

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Can you imagine any of us in the army fuck me, I’d be fucked after the first sprint.

I’m preparing for the apocalypse by watching UK OG Wife Swap on repeat.

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just recruit from the running thread.
the village buring thread be a good start also.

Yer if we volunteer like 5 from that thread maybe they will leave the rest of us alone.

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Just have an epic game of Warzone. Free for all in the lobby too

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I’ll do it, but I want to go full on Predator, mini gun and a grenade launcher

Jesse Ventura In Predator GIFs | Tenor

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:honey_pot:

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