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Everything that comes out of DJT is rancid slurry.

The absolute worst bit of all this shit show, and it’s all bad, all the way down, is that he will never be held accountable for any of this.

He, his immediate team around him, his MAGA cult, everyone who’s ever voted for him, people who have ever even given him the benefit of the doubt about anything are all reponsible for this and should never be forgiven.

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Well that doesn’t sound very Christian!

What an absolute dickwad. When the whole planet is making similar comments at his demise, all the maga bummers are going to be criticising everyone’s disrespect :sweat_smile:.

I honestly cant wait for the parties in the streets.

What a crass, soulless embarrassing piece of shit

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In a weird, morbid way I look back kind of fondly at the early days when it was sort of entertaining to check all the mad shit that he tweeted every morning when it was new and novel, and there was something like a limit to how depraved the whole government could be.

Now I find myself checking every day to see which country he’s blown up and or if his Gestapo have killed any more mothers.

I should stop reading it for my sanity but I know I’ll pick up my phone one morning (hopefully soon) and read that he’s had a heart attack or a stroke and I can relax.

It’ll be nice but I think America isn’t fucked because of Trump. America has Trump in charge because it’s fucked.

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That’s how I look at it, he’s more a symptom than the cause. The democrats were almost literally propping up a zombie leader before running of the worst campaigns for reelection in history.

Now they have a madman as president, good times.

I know that his spelling and grammar are the least of anyone’s worries but fuck me, the fucking state of this:

“PLEASE TO REPORT”, “WITCH WILL CONTINUE” incredible!

They need a dementia detector built in to the platform, like an age checker on porn.

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Stock markets have jumped massively. No doubt his people will have made billions buying just after his “we’ll destroy all their power plants” message

Pure manipulation of the markets

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Its all lies for market manipulation before the stock market opened.

‘Iran’s foreign ministry denies Tehran-Washington talks’

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The classic “let’s give it a few days for the markets to recover so I look a bit better”

About the only good news story at the moment, good lad

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Going to have the original ‘Under the boardwalk’ version in my head all day now (or the Bruce Willis version at least).

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It’s now impossible to tell whether Trump accidentally did a war and is just profiteering like fuck off the back of it because hey…why not do a bit of insider trading at this point, or if going to war was just the plan to manipulate markets in the first place.

I can’t imagine it actually was the latter but he is a stupidly thick rapey lunatic cabbage surrounded by the very worst people on the planet so who knows.

Also…no one has been arrested and no one will.. Cool cool cool.

Why can’t you imagine it’s the latter?

Don’t forget the Epstein files either!

Apparently Baron made millions betting on markets ahead of all the announcements. Absolute shitshows

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