Litter trays or they bury their shit in things like flower beds, so you’ll never step in it by accident.
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Cats and dogs are a different relationship.
With a dog you look after it and play with it and it loves you unconditionally. The downside is you have to pick up its mess.
With a cat you try to win its affections and you’re pleased if it consents to let you stroke it. The downside is it devastates the local wildlife- mice, birds, whatever.
I may well have seen this on here but I’m not sure…
A dog looks at its owner and thinks, you feed me, stroke me and play with me, you must be god.
A cat looks up at its owner and thinks, you feed me, stroke me and play with me, I must be god.
Sums it up for me.
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I’ve also seen it said somewhere that a dog is a surrogate child and a cat is a surrogate lover.
Got a new car (Toyota Yaris, couldn’t give a fuck, not a car guy) and the missus is working out what to ‘name it’.
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Someone vomited into their pint at the Amyl & the Sniffers gig last night and some of it landed on my bare arm
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Is it a GR?
I do not know what that means.
Yaris, Texas
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George Yarrison.
Yeah that’s not really selling it to be honest
We have a winner
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GR yaris is 3 cylinder turbo charged, 4wd… Top spec sporty go faster version of the yaris.
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In that case no.
The quick one.
Yeah, this is like my gran died and left me her car in the will.
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Rolf Yaris?
Probably not…
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Respect. I’m driving the Fabia estate today, the toll in this far is unreal.