Ministry were good fun. Twitch from Optimo is named after Twitch by Ministry.
didn’t realise they had reformed and have new stuff. who knew. so many 80s bands i thought were long gone have been resurgent. stabbing westward are back
Every band that ever existed has reformed, time isn’t even linear anymore.
Most of them seem to be playing bigger venues than they ever did at the time, too.
The parking saga in my street takes another turn for the worse. The neighbours have got a new car. It’s a fucking massive brand new 4x4 thing. They are a semi retired couple whose kids have moved out. Wtf do they need a vehicle like that for? Neighbours the other side have 4 kids between them so their big people carrier makes sense. No chance can we all fit in now. Fuck it I’m going to move to a new build with a drive.
Agree, 1st half was good, 2nd half full of superlatives, and stories everyone he’s ever played with and how every person is his biggest hero.
Ride a bike. Problem solved.
Being made to go to a work away day tomorrow. It will involve ‘fun’. It sounds horrific.
Don’t know whether to tell them to fist everything about it up their arses or play along and carry on paying my mortage. Fuck this.
How ill are your kids right now?
Do it. It’s an absolute game changer. Still feel like royalty every time I park on mine after 2 years.
Wait until you have a drive so awesome that your neighbours visitors decide to park on it too. True story.
Managed 5 years then moved to big drive and clearly defined boundaries.
That’s sort of happening…on my second drive. That’s right…i have 2 drives. One out front and one round the side.
My neighbours share that one and are sloppy as fuck. They’re nice though and I hardly use it so letting it slide for now…
Woah chill out Just Stop Oil over here! I’ve got a bike that I ride on the regs.
Irked that my neighbours have just bought a ridiculously large vehicle for their household needs. Have a go at them!
Over it now, but it was a nightmare at the time. Drove me mad and turned me into even more of a bell than I am now haha.
I’ve had to - arm twisted - move what I consider a big SUV (2.2t, 3ltr V6) this week. Hate myself for doing so.
Ha, yep, I know what you’re on about. Loads of retired folks, including my parents, are driving pointless things like that.
This is so bad. I’m doing the Mark from Peep Show thing and pretending I’m Louie Theroux. I’m not really here.
What a load of complete and utter WANK
Get drunk
You’ll come around once you get to the trust exercises… assuming they still do the ‘close your eyes, fall backwards off of this picnic bench and let your valued colleagues catch you’ one.
Bonding ahoy!
Have you made a tower out of dried spaghetti yet?
I did one where one of the team building exercises was to take the best photo with a load of props and a backdrop. I saw the back of the backdrop was blue, downloaded a blue screen app and made it look like we were on a beach.
Yes sir Alan, that was innovative and outside the box. Yes sir Alan team cmoac will enjoy a spa day while the other team do something shit