Oof … I wouldn’t be getting too smug, getting his title wrong and to his imaginary face as well. ‘Its now Lord, isn’t that correct Lord Sugar?’
#imaginary brown nosing
Also the other team doing something shit, is getting fired, no? Haha.
Balls. And the pics didn’t even look very good. Didn’t it used to be sir Alan in the older series?
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Next level, Darth Amstrad?
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Yeah but he got a sith upgrade recently, like you said.
It’s pure fucking trash. Garbage. It’s stuff that should be obvious to toddlers. Embarrassing.
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Rented a van to pick up some furniture after work. Got furniture home, tried to drop the van off and some fuck parked their car over the line onto the space where I was supposed to drop it off.
Caused a traffic jam trying to parallel park into the tiniest space ever. Yelling with rage every time I couldn’t quite get in.
Gave up in the end and just dropped it off in a permit zone a few minutes away. Forgot to take a picture of the other car so they’ll probably charge me extra.
Fucking hate doing this stuff. On the plus side, having seen the rage levels my Mrs has sworn she’ll never ask me to do it again.
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This is a bit right wing of me but I feel people who can’t put their car in between two lines should be killed.
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I had abit of middle class road rage a couple of weeks ago in a John Lewis car park.
I was three cars back in a queue caused by a driver having difficulty reversing out of a space. The 2 cars in front were having a good laugh to one another about this drivers inability that admittedly took a couple minutes. The passenger of car 2 even got out to poke abit of fun. Car eventually pulls away as does car 1 in the queue. Car 2 readies itself for a reverse bay park and completely fucks it, at which point I wound down my window and gave my best “whey, it’s harder than it looks!”. As I drive past she gave me daggers and an earful, but did manage to see me reverse in 1st time a few spaces away.
Death would have a been a suitable punishment for this smug women.
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What an intro. Loved the revenge you got too, very Larry David.
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Gary Larson rules
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Have a new thing I started doing that’s so satisfying. I generally cruise about 5ish kphs over the limit because nobody drives at the speed limit here and it’s generally good to match speed with those around you.
If I still get someone driving up my arse I go “welp, I gave you an extra 5 for free but it wasn’t enough. Guess I’ll just drive at the limit”.
If they keep doing it, it’s time to spray the windscreen washers. I get such a great chuckle watching their wipers turn on as they finally change lane.
Bit different here as there isn’t really a slow or fast lane, at least near the city. Can’t always stick on the left as the roads are designed weird and people park on the road even when there’s 3 lanes. Undertaking is normal but I still generally try and stay to the left.
People tailgate like crazy here.
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The last time I was in Edinburgh I remember being tailgated by buses in the central area where it’s a very strictly enforced 20mph speed limit.
I just tend to ignore tailgating now, usually it’ll be a van driver so I just let them stay there 
Weirdly, I’ve just started doing this too. It means they know you know and you don’t care. ‘There’s a car in front anyway, I’m not pulling in to the middle, so have this’.
Or pulling over, letting them pass and get stuck behind the car that was in front, and then pulling back in and getting right up their arse.
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Dabbing the brakes usually gets them to back off.
I just go faster, zoom zoom.
Not when there’s a car in front of you I hope.
I just pull over and let them go as fast as they want. Always handy to have someone in front to mop up any police speed traps.
This happened to me on the way back from Cornwall last year. I was going pretty fast, 90ish, and someone came up behind me. I pulled in to let him go past and he roared off at probably 110-120.
As he approached a bend I saw his lights go on so I braked down to 70, and as I went round the bend I saw a police car on a bridge.
A few moments later another police car pulled out of a slip road and sped up behind him, put its lights on and pulled him over.
I cruised past at 70, hands at 10 to 2 and my halo clearly visible to all the police officers present.
It was a much better feeling than the time I got caught in pretty much exactly the same way he was!
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Nope I have a motorway 
Grim. My daughter picked them up from school recently. I hate the smell of the stuff we have to put on to get rid 
