Not Stoked.

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Dude was about to start on me. Got out of there quick.

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Where the fuck are you drinking that has ‘rules’ about what colour hoody you can wear?

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Yeah, a mustard jumper isn’t exactly a Celtic shirt in a Rangers pub.

Was it this guy?

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Some people are just looking to drag you down to their level. Was in the pub the other day getting a pie and pint with the misses. Sat at a table. Was leaning on the back of an empty chair by the bar while ordering. A girl came back from her cig and sat back down. Some random next to me goes “you not english then?” “Eh?” “You let her take your seat” “I didn’t want that seat”. Silence.

He wasn’t even your standard racist he was a weird Asian dude.

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Jeez, good for you. Any spare time we had with a newborn was spent asleep.

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That was pre baby. One last pub visit before d day

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Our family told us to go out after the first baby was born and have a night off before it all really starts and celebrate, ect, so we stupidly did and made another baby, oops!

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Aren’t you supposed to wait a year between babies?

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Yep! One was born 2011 and the other 2012, and they are the same age for a bit too every year (which I’ve explained loads of times). So they’ll both be 12 soon as they cross over again before the oldest turns 13.

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I think historically and offensively, that’s known as having Irish Twins.

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I sometimes still get called ‘mustard slack’ by one of my friends. For some reason back in the early ‘90’s I had loose fit mustard coloured jeans :laughing:

Sounds like you have to get blotted to get over the shit pub you’re drinking in haha

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Well my mum is Irish and I did live there for parts of my yoof but it still feels a bit Sky Brown to claim it, haha.

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Hey, shes as British as Andy Mac and pizza.

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:thinking:

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Haha - a bit darker, more brown and less massive than those worn by Mr Evans :rofl:

Ah mate so sorry for your loss , damn

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French mustard?

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Anyone skating in the early 90s owned at least one dubious colour item of clothing.

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