Axes are only good if they’re sharp as fuck. Otherwise it’s just a club and you get bruised hands.
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It’s been hours and no update. I believe, he may have perished.
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I laughed at myself yesterday for this… Not laughing so much today! Ouch!
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Two trees toppled. Stoked. Now got to chop the cnuts up and take them to the tip. Not stoked.
I believe you should leave them to dry out first.
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I had a tree down last year. Stacked all the logs on the front and posted about it on fb.
They were gone within a day with people wanting them for log burners. Easier than a tip run for sure.
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Hurt my knee somehow making pack lunch this morning. And I’ve run out of teabags!
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Neighbours have had a couple of wines in the garden and got their JBL speaker out again.
I fucking hate Coldplay.
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Get a bigger JBL speaker, pick a tune.
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The kids, and therefore probably us two as well, have threadworms.
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We had the joys of thread worm over Christmas. Took 2 rounds of de-wormer to get shot of them.
At our summer house. There are 2 more guest families staying here. It ain’t that big - 2 bedrooms but you have to walk thru 1 to get to the other.
5 kids between 4 and 9 (1 disabled)
There are meltdowns and screaming happening every 20 minutes.
The disabled girl had to go to hospital and her dad isn’t around as he is playing 2 gigs.
The place is a fucking bomb site.
And the cherry on the cake is that there some problem with the electrics that just happened which means there is no running water and we are 15km away from the nearest shop.
I know I moan a lot but this is supposed to be our refuge and vacation and this feels about 1 million miles away from a vacation.
Update: electrician should be here in half an hour and grandma has just turned up with ice creams so hopefully kids will stop killing each other for 10 mins!
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I presume you know the other families?
Lock yourself in the bog. Oh wait…you’re there now aren’t you?
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Yeah and I can’t flush
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Update:
Disabled girl had to go to other hospital for further treatment, so now only 3 kids and 2 families here now. Electrician not here yet.
I am gagging for a shit.
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Maybe go for a quick walk in the woods.
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Pissing outdoors forum drama escalating into pooping outdoors now?
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you’ll have to pop to your autumn house.
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Harsh reality of life when you gotta leave the summer house