Not Stoked.

After a spate of bike theft in our street we decided to accept places in an underground carpark facility. Yesterday found my bike with a flat tire. Cant figure out if it was vandalised or not. The tire was partially off thr rim and thr inner tube was torn. Surely if you wanted the tire all you needed to do was take the wheel off?

To top it off the disc brake jammed up when I fixed the wheel.

Starting to hate my ebike. I’ve lost count how much money I’ve spent fixing it recently. Its like a car. Very tempted to fix thr brake get it serviced and sell it at a loss to get a cheaper regular bike.

My wife and kid were just outside and asked me to come help them coax a cat out that was apparently someone’s missing cat.

I’m pretty good with cats, so of course, try to do the right thing and get hold of it. Now covered in feral cat scratches.

And my wife is somehow pissed off about this. :man_facepalming:

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Just had to clean up a monstrous shite some utter cùnt left on my doorstep, didn’t look like a dog had done it either. I’m loathe to get a door camera but I’d pay good money chin the whoever was responsible. Feeling murderous.

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Nice, i have 2 at the end of my driveway. Carrie bag size jobbies. Didn’t get to them before the torrential rain.

Was a large shovel job with an extra thick premium plastic bag over it, Walked it down to nearest public bin, would be a further insult to stick it in my own.

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Does someone not like you zoro? Serious q

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I realise I may come across as a total downer on this here forum, I find it’s the only place I can safely vent, so apologies if it gets a bit tiring. But day to day I’m a charming bastard who got a £200 bonus on customer surveys at work for being lovely. (Their words)

So I’m at a loss to who would dislke me enough to do a proper man shit on at the bottom of my steps. Only now that I think about it my wife is pretty good at making enemies, it may have been intended for her…

Most likely explanation is My front road is fairly busy all day, there’s a park and beck across the street that’s frequented by a lot of dogwalkers myself included, either it was some lazy bastard or the owner had their dog off the lead and didn’t notice.

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On our walk school/shop there’s a cycle path and there’s regularly dog turds we have to navigate around. Worse then that though is we regularly find empty Nescafé sachets alongside what certainly looks like a human turd! It isn’t a one off either.

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Really sorry for your experience. First thing that came to mind was this joey diaz classic.

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So so so so so fucking ill. Spent 34 hours straight in bed having fever dreams and muscle/joint pains. Had to cancel family Christmas plans part 1. I’m assuming family Christmas plans part 2 might get cancelled as well. Shiiiiiitty timing.

My 5 year old has had the flu for a week. All christmas plans are off course and various degrees of fucked.

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Cycling home from the pub and my AirPod fell out of my ear as I checked my shoulder. Got ran over multiple times infront of me before I could safely retrieve it. Merry Christmas!

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Mrs had an accident in a rental car. No one got hurt. €600 down though.

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Ouch. Glad everyone ok hun

My mum has just cancelled coming to see my daughter today having seen and done presents with my sister and brothers kids.

Meanwhile my daughter gets to look forward to an Amazon parcel in the post from her only grandparent. She deserves so much better.

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Makes me think how lucky mine is to have all his Grandparents super involved.

That’s a crock of shit that they went to your siblings

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Yea she was dropping stuff to my sisters this morning then staying at my brothers, we’re en route. She just hasn’t organised herself and run out of time. It just feel bitter because everyone had the benefit of 2 grandparents on each side. She’s done fuck all for 2 years, we don’t ask because it anything seems an inconvenience but we’re used to it.

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I get offered stuff all the time.

And I know my ex gets loads of help from her family as well.

Need to be more grateful for sure

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Justin Parker’s funeral was today. Feel fucking weird.

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