Not Stoked.

Poison the dogs one by one til the barking stops?

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Have seriously considered this! Also jumping over the fence and stamping on it. It’s a little yappy thing. Several in the vicinity.

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Someone had a cockerel for a few weeks last year. Mental idea in a residential area. Drove me completely mad.

Luckily he rogered a few chickens and was off.

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Somebody puts their dog outside from 10pm until the morning?

10pm is when it starts barking, so I am assuming so. Goes on until at least 1am. Sometimes longer. Have only noticed it since we’ve had the windows open.

Mental. Who locks their dog outside all night? Baffling behaviour

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It barks all night. Can’t have it indoors you’d never get to sleep…

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Had this a couple of years ago. It took me ages to figure out where it was coming from as the sound echoed in all directions - turned out it was a house about 200ft away from my flat. They had a huge dog out in a tiny garden all day (which obviously isn’t good for the dog anyway), and it would bark from dawn till about 10 when they brought it inside.

It was a sketchy house but I popped a politely worded letter through the door first. Obviously did nothing. So eventually I just reported it to the council and fair play, within a couple of weeks it stopped.

Not sure if the dog was taken off them but the council seemed to take the noise complaint seriously.

Felt like a proper Karen haha.

Had the exact same situation living in malta. Except thr house had at least six dogs!

I tried going over to have a word and the lady who answered was all up in arms herself because they already had a couple dogs but took in thr mother law’s dogs too when she passed. Fair enough but there’s no way they had space for more than 5 dogs!

I think authorities got involved in the end.

I have s similar problem with s local cafe/bar across thr street. General rule of thimb is no noise after ten pm. Turns out its a very grey area for bars. Terrace gets noisy because inevitably patrons drink more, talk louder and laugh harder. I’ve triedspeaking to the owner on several occassions if anything to kindly remind his customers its a residential area and keep the noise down. No dice. Add to this the graffiti that started sppearing on the bar walls which the owner hasnt removed snd is slowly but surely getting worse. Tried explaining the dog pissing/tagging analogy to him but still nothing.

A neighbour is on the local council so will chat with her to see whats up. She got a chicken shop shut down after one too many visits by asbo lads.

I dont want to see the cafe shut but they need to get the message the mifnight birthday parties need to stop.

I sneezed halfway through a mouthful of pasta and now there’s a bit stuck up my nose that won’t move in either direction. Probably lucky I didn’t die I guess

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Poison the owner not the dog, locking dog outside overnight is pretty fucked. No wonder it’s barking

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Was joking, I love dogs. It’s same around our way, the local Facebook is full of messages each morning about dogs locked out overnight. That, and lost cats.

This heat is too much. Going for 2nd cold shower of the day

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Just back from 2 hours skating :hot_face::hot_face::hot_face::hot_face:

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Why do these thick Michael Fabricants who live near me love having really smokey bonfires on nights so fucking hot you need every cunting window open.

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What sort of wood are they burning? Mdf?

Garden waste. Really smokey and lots of stuff that must have been green still. I was furiously looking on right move after that.

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Surprised peoplr are having bbqs or bonfires when it’s this hot and dry.

Well, it is the 11th of July,

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/replica-mosque-bonfire-northern-ireland-condemned-sickening-2026-07-09/