Alllwwriiiight Girrrrl
Safe Nath
Oasis Vinyls
Dude Love
Maths Homework
Smegan
Upside down man
New Grip on the deck
Kevin Macallister (took 45 mins to drop in on the mini, ate shit but jumped up shouting “I’m not afraid any more!” Home Alone steez”
Stinkin Ricky
Skullet Nick
Naked Weights
Etnies kid
Harry the Hetrosexual
Gaydar - coming home from PlayStation some Baghead kept kicking our mate through the train seats and when we fronted up to him he said it was his Gaydar going off!? Gypo John swiped his 8 pack of Special Brew when we got off as compensation
Gypo John - he was well good at nicking stuff. Made his money by going “shopping“ and selling it down the park half price. Only nicked from shops, nobody seemed worried. Then he went missing and we found out he Went with his uncle to rob a post office with a sawn off. Never saw him again. Changed his name to Nicked in my Nokia after.
Saddam - Sad Adam
Female Steve - went emo in 2005 and got mistaken for a lady
Keen and Dim - Dean and Kim , he was keen she was dim
chinnagan - she had a massive chin
Fossil face
Pooper scooper - Paul Cooper
Snakes
Jam Tart
Touch Kid
Greedy
Dirty Pirate Girl
Knew a guy who owned a 750k flat in Walthamstow (and one of Gram Parsons’ guitars) but chose to rent it out and live with his mum in a council flat in Drumchapel. People are weird!
He was saving the money up, so fair enough that he was always skint.
Folks does anyone know where I can get some of the Ben Raemers foundation stickers of Bens sillouhette? I tried sending the guys an instagram message about it but didn’t get a reply.