My CV is total dogshit as well. I fortunately have a safe job, but I hate it and have been throwing applications out left, right and centre for the last two or three months. It’s not even that I hate the people I work with or it’s hard, I’m just so bored and unfulfilled, and I can legitimately feel night-shifts pulling me into an early grave. Success rate of even getting a reply is less than 10% and it’s so disheartening.
Don’t mean to pile on your already shit situation, but I’ll happily take a look at your CV if you fancy and it’ll make you feel better just for getting a proof-read?
I take it you’ve got your LinkedIn profile in good order as well? I’ve seen quite a few people in similar predicaments lately use that open to work hashtag on there with one guy getting 2,000 views on his post, might be worth a go.
Anyone help me find a ridiculous section from years back- think it was like a Swedish guy that looked well mosher, long hair and spike studs and stuff; maybe he skated for ‘Shit Skateboards’ and it was a full part of him doing weird tricks and big drops and stuff?
I can have a look no probs, though as @Les_Zeppelin can tell you you may end up with a long stream of consciousness list that you can ignore or otherwise.
