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Lol. This is the landing page I created for our Google ads in my last job

Well it’s a good job they gave my job to this guy so that he could create this super nice word document powered beauty.

I’m in the laughing rather than crying stage but I’ve just had a 1000 quid bill from my sons nursery so might have a breakdown soon.

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You could get that copy in that second image down to less than half it’s current length and still say the same thing.

Half the copy then half it again is a golden rule to live by

Christ, that’s appalling.

Send that to them and ask for your job back.

I’m trying to Google stuff like “keyword + for twats” or “keyword + by cunts” so it comes up in their search terms report. My own tiny, petty act of childishness.

I’m 34.

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Here’s a wonderful oversight from the IT people at my school. All the staff accounts are being transferred to a new system on September 1st, in order to activate the new account you need to access it from a school computer following a link in the current system - it can’t be done remotely for security reasons apparantly. Nobody is back at school until September 2nd and the old accounts are being deactivated tomorrow. I see a flaw in the plan.

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They didn’t exactly fool the world, they fooled about 3 people and the record never even came out.

Still a great story though

Yeah the only people they fooled was Vice…

And Sidewalk Mag

I remember getting a sticker pack with the mag one month that had stickers for them included, along with Duffs and Snickers.

I knew iI still had that somewhere.

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Holy shit that’s the one!

I never knew what it was for until the last few days. Ha.

I’m pretty embarrassed to have put a Kate’s sk8s sticker on something.

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I had it on my old hifi for years as well

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Was desperately searching for shit brand sticker there but no, 100% legit fridge branding

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Big up O.G. 5 pointed DC star

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Howie B album cover sticker, that got a lot of listening back then too.

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Umm bench?

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Bench was still a skate/BMX thing. When that went up, anyway. I had loads of Bench stickers because I was a Bench ‘agent’. Like an Avon lady for clothes.

Used to speak to James Holder a lot, the guy who did it. I see he’s worth a cool £199 million these days.

They were still into BMX and the owner is now rich off Superdry. Okay, solid defence.