Our Hermes driver is notorious for asking locals if he can come in the house for a piss
He’ll get a surprise using your toilet when there’s shit samples everywhere.
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“Of course you can mate, just do me a favour while you’re in there and hold this tub for me, won’t take a minute”
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you don’t half get about @Mark
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What the actual fuck
came across it in a section about a village called Marston Trussell in a Northamptonshire history book i’m reading atm !
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Something seems to have brought you back to that area eh? Brewsters and being on deck(s)
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It’s on Spotify, just having listen now. Oh my Christ. Sidewalk Convoy is the highlight so far.
This forum’s changed
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Baltic pirate? Holy re-incarnation Batman.
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A steak knife is a perfect mini bread knife for cutting bagels. I’m really happy about this as my steak intake is low, but bagel intake is high and I’m finally getting some use out of the knives.
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When’s your birthday?
I want to get you a bagel guillotine.
I have maybe 2 bagels a year and can’t justify the spend.
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Would not recommend, they get blunt really easily then just mash the bagel
Ah shit, @KeithBeef choose something else.
Bagel related or not.
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Needed to pop to Tesco for some Tofu(sup), completely thrown by all the dressed/pissed up ladies. Haven’t seen that for so long.
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Fnar fnar
Lovely fake invert there, just a little closer to the coping and he might have claimed that
How sandy does that Venice Beach park get?
So off the mark. No Celine there?
