How many of you have gone switchstance since this post started ? Haha
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I’m brewing one up at the moment. Will look at the logistics of a switch wipe and report back.
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When I broke my wrist I had to learn to wipe switch. Prefer it to regular now! Does this mean it’s no longer truly switch?
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I’m on about people who sit trying a stand up and vice versa
Pics or GTFO
To the standers: for the sitting wipe you just lean forwards or sideways a bit to make some room and put your hand back there. I don’t see how you’d ever be touching the water unless you’ve got arms like a chimpanzee. And unless you’ve got hands like Tyson Fury I don’t see how it wouldn’t fit in the gap between you and the seat. It’s way less effort than standing up like you’re in a French shitter.
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Stash it somewhere. Bidet prices can only go one way.
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How do you stand up without sandwiching any remaining shit between your buttocks? Sitdown gang 4 life #based
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It’s like the Jody Smith of arse wiping.
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This has probably been the most active 2 days on the forum.
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Surely the Salman Agah…
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW ARE YOU SITTING DOWN TO WIPE?!? YOU DON’T SIT DOWN TO WIPE YOURE ALREADY SITTING DOWN TO SHIT SURELY?!? ARE YOU WRONG’UNS SHITTING STANDING UP?
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‘Previously owned by a former worlds strongest man winner’ 
Just tried the sit down. Absolutely nope. Stand up and scrunch until I die.
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Absolute savage
Yes @Les_Zeppelin we need to get some kind of avatar badge if you stand or sit haha
I stand up.
Anyone else sit down to piss? I like to sit down to piss.
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Only if the urinal isn’t crowded. People can be very rude.
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Bravo hahaha
Only for a night wee. Or special occasions.
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