Love a sit down piss
Always sit down at home, I’m not some sort of germophobe but standing up apparently generates a cloud of piss particles that get on everyone’s toothbrushes.
R U mental m8
Nice flat folded paper to provide the full hand coverage and reduce the chance of doo-doo hand. Scrunching is way too risky.
Leaning hover squat over my leavings - the squat maintains peak spread.
I have a mate who has had to do that for the last twenty or so years as, aside from his love of tattoos, he was into piercing and body mods for quite a while. Things ramped up until he eventually lost interest and removed his piercings etc. Dude now has a cock end shot full of holes and claims it sprays like a shower head.
Sit down piss for life, I like the rest.
To add yet another discussion point, should you close the lid of the toilet when flushing a turd to stop similar germ “plumes”? Very important article on the question here:
Shits in public toilets then.
I’m ok if it’s really clean, but if I see bangers and mash left in the bowl, I’m out.
Well yeah, no one’s shitting in the Trainspotting toilet.
I don’t even try and flush. Exit stage left and accept any consequences.
I’d rather shit in a clean public toilet than someone else’s house (which will be clean too).
Never take a deuce in someone else’s house.
Currently having some work done on our bathroom and there is no toilet in the house. Been pissing in the garden and sneaking into the local pub toilet to take a shit all week. #confession
Hmm not really standing is it? Sit or squat is more nuanced.
When to risk the first poo at a new partners house is a hard one to get right. Even more so than judging when it’s cool to leave the door open.
I’m 34 and I have to shit before I leave for work otherwise I get paranoid.
Straight up!
My ex used to hate tooting. Would fly off the handle and scream about disrespect and what have you even at accidental squeakers. I have a plant based diet so I’m a ticking time-bomb 24/7.
Also can a stand up wiper post a video of the act, i still can’t get my head round it.
