Just remembered the graffiti over the Wakefield skate park urinals…
“So this is where all the dicks hang-out.”
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I was judging that year. Had photos of the stewards going onto the course with a dustpan and brush to sweep it up. Then in the production office Sascha Steinhorst was vocally saying how disgusting it was and he’d kick the ass of whoever did it until Stu walked past the office, and asked “Hav yis cleaned ma shite up yet ya fannies?”
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As someone who loves a bit of poo and trump humour, coming back to this thread has been an absolute treat.
What was the context of Stu’s befouling of the course? Was it something to do with the organisation being an absolute fuck up that year in particular or something? I seem to remember it being an act of malice directed at the organisers but might’ve made that up.
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How do people ‘just’ shit?
If I shit I have to piss. One doesn’t happen without the other. Like lightning and thunder. If this was me (god bless you Stu) I would have done the shit but simultaneously pissed all over my trousers. Do I have some kind of untrained withered muscle I need to build up
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mate you need to Nair
Did it after Dave Carnie mentioned doing it in big brother and if you got the time and resources it is seriously next level
how do you use this and not get residual shit on your balls
Not sure. Will research and report back
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He was on the build for NASS that year and, as usual, there was a disconnect between what was agreed and what actually happened.
I’m guessing that all festivals have an element of this but if you employ Stu and then change the goal posts he will literally shit on the course in his run.
Can confirm story above re ‘I’m going to fucking kill whoever it was that shat in the course”. Stu walks in, “I just took a dump on the course”.
Absolute silence.
The best part of that whole thing was that he wiped his arse on the flat bar.
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There are one of two ways I can picture that.
One is scraping himself along it like a dog. The other is him picking it up and flossing himself with it.
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Every word of this post is sensational
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People from Livi are just different.
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It’s anonymous btw
- I can just shit without pissing
- I have to piss when I shit
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Hmm this is like asking how you breathe. I’ve never thought about it but it feels like a piss occurs close to 100% during a shit.
I’ll set up a group spreadsheet to mark it down so we can get data on this.
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You can’t open the back door without opening the front door.
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I’ve imacc’d- veet my whole body for a dare in 2003 . Never again . Never burned so hard then when it grew back it was agony especially as I was in holiday in 35 degree heat .
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My wife just asked why I was giggling, and then immediately asked if I was “reading about shit again”.
Outed.
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I know we’re all fans of pooping in this thread, but an adult doing a shit in the middle of a skatepark is a weird thing to do no?
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Yeah our mate “forgot about the piss” and pissed over the back of his jeans while planting one in the top deck at some pricks house party.
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