Potentially, but it’s sounds plausible enough to me.
That’s a reasonable mansplanation.
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Also see ‘Primary schools not allowed to celebrate Christmas’ … it’s never happened, ever.
My friend is boxing and just posted up prices for tickets to the event. Back tie, blah, blah much money for this ticket, Blah, blah, this much for ring side with waitress service all night and someone is getting all bent out of shape because he used ‘waitress service’ and not gender neutral ‘table service’.
Table service makes me think of the people that go around cleaning the table, with a plastic basin where as the title waiter or waitress makes me think of silver service and someone who is highly professional.
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Hopefully they’ve got big ugly fat dudes walking around holding up the round numbers.
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Not cool, too objectify big ugly fat old dudes Build.
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Just to drag this thread back to haircuts - I just had a really good one.
Pity it’s not the one I asked for.
Hat please!!
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I’ve had similar hair to Dill throughout the years, and in the last couple of years I took a photo of him to the hairdressers.
There. Said it.
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I have been cutting my own hair for a few years. I had 3 hair cuts in a row done so bad at all ends of the market, Turkish Barbers, Gentlemans style hair dressers and then a high end Salon.
Been thinking about going full skin head but don’t want to look like a Footy Thug or a Racist.
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Clippers, same grade all over?
I have taken care of my own short back and sides a few times with clippers and a YouTube video, but the back bit is really, really hard. 
It is funny how a shaved head can make you look like a nutter. BA in Welcome to Hell looks like he’d kick your head in as soon as look at you, now a days he looks a lot more friendly with his 80s style hairdo.
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I used to have long hair back when I was 18 and agonised for months as a skint student whether the £20 for clippers was going to be worth it. Have shaved my own head pretty much ever since (aside from a couple years where gel was involved).
Even at £8 a haircut every two months the clippers have paid for themselves nearly 60 times over (even though I shave my head every 2 weeks).
Every time I shave my head I am basically making money
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Used to do the same, grade 2 all over. Looked well with a beard, aka the omnibeard, where it was all the same length.
Been thinking of growing my hair long over winter. So I can take off my beanie to a Mike Carroll hair shocker ala Plan B - Questionable. Haha. My hair does grow freakishly fast.
This is my plan, I’ve just had a right bowl cut. I hope it grows out gracefully rather than mega mullet.
Your hair is like a Brillo pad
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Haha. Don’t ruin the illusion I have in my head of flowing locks.
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I went to another hairdresser’s and the girl there did a pretty decent job, really made up for the disaster previously managed by that other bloke. I always hate my hair during the first week (or two) after getting it cut but it’s not bad this time. Or maybe I’m just discovering what a post-mullet life feels like.
photo of you in the barber’s chair with a photo of dill in hand would make a great FA graphic.
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I’ve been trying to perfect a tight fade, every 1 in 5 times I will kind of fuck it up but with a little patience is easy to fix. Never going to be perfect doing it myself but better on my health if I don’t have to walk home imagining delivering a stone cold stunner to the dude who just cut me a rats tail gypsy special again
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I always shaved my own head until someone commented I was going bald, so I figured rock a barnet while I still could… that was about 10 years ago.
Had the standard “Grade 2 round the back and sides, tidied up on top cheers.” for the whole time, one day got up early for the morning discount at my local barbers, walked in and it looked a bit different, thought maybe they’d had a refit, got some funny looks off the barber but thought nothing of it other than I was well due a cut, asked for my usual, he shaved round the sides and then he just shaved straight over the top at perhaps a grade 5…
This kinda woke me up a bit and as I was thinking “What the fuck is this guy doing?!” I realised I hadn’t gone in my barbers at all, I had gone into “Urban Trendz” the afro barbers by accident…
I didn’t even make it out the door before they all laughed at me.
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