I did add a disclaimer!
Kevin Bridges bit about a big lads night post wife and kids was pretty great
Andrew Reynolds says “Like” at the start of almost every sentence in some videos.
Bridges bit on how taxi drivers think the 5p for bags from corner shops are going towards helping to fund ISIS is good too.
A new addition to the 917 team?
This is how I imagine people watching Brian Limmond’s skits sometimes:
word on the grape vine is newcastles diy wasteland has been inhabited by gypsies so on the offchance anyone here was planning on going, might wanna avoid
You’d think they’d get moved on sharpish from around there.
Good call, that is just unforgivable.
On cliche office speak, I just heard “We’ll have to do some colouring in here”…
Had some gr8 banter with someone here
Him "Course you can’t say brainstorm any more. You have to call it a ‘thought shower’ "
Yes you can. Brainstorm. I just said it.
“No, you’re not allowed to”
Brainstorm.
“But you can’t call it that anymore”
Who says?
“You know. Cos of snowflakes.”
Brainstorm.
etc
Storms are sometimes followed by flooding, and flooding causes millions of deaths every year, so you’re pretty much a monster saying that.
Some grade A wankers decided that epileptics would be offended by the word brainstorm, hence the switch.
As a regular masturbator of great renown, I take offence to your terminology here
It sounds like a bit of a fake story to me. Or “some people” said it and it gets put about as an example of PC gone mad etc…
http://viz.co.uk/category/major-misunderstanding/
http://viz.co.uk/2014/11/04/politically-correct-busybodies-trollies/
You can’t even blame flooding on gay people anymore, it’s PC gone mad I tells ya!
Damn, you badass