Go for a skate before the next date and get nice and sweaty. Have some warm up beers and maybe a Zoot before the date arrives. Oh, and make sure to invite your mates along on the date.
Can’t lose.
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My dating tips 4 real
- go somewhere cool, a gallery, park, undiscovered restaurant, really good pub etc . kudos and If the conversation slows down there’s stuff to talk about.
- don’t agree with everything she says unless you really do
- smile, laugh, joke. Don’t take it too seriously. You want to have a good time, it’s not an exam
- suggest going for food and go somewhere really tasty
- if you run out of chat keep asking questions
- get both of you drunk on strong cider
- don’t ask what music she’s into, if it comes up, fine
- put a skate pic in your profile, some girls are into it, the ones that aren’t might as well know now
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Actually turning up with a board post skate would be better than scrubbed up, nervous and smelling of lynx I reckon
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One of those fancy taster menus is a good idea. Lots of small courses that give you something to talk about after each one and should be amazing food.
Homeboy was emotionally hurt, I had to make things lighter.
I thought you guys were in the UK?
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Har har good luck finding a decent balti or curry goat neutral boi
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Gonna keep refreshing til i get one
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Seems legit.
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I got me first go…
The first rule of sleeping with @doowyrag naked is don’t talk about sleeping with him naked
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This is why @nazoreth is so keen for those new thunders, can’t comment on his Mrs though I haven’t met her
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Hahaha!
The second rule is keep your pants on.
I’m flattered @nav
Ps so does mine.
damn man. i mention having a hard time getting a kingpin out ONE time
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Nearly every phrase and story in there is actually from something I heard irl.
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some guy who lived near my local park:
overheard someone shitalking someone else (can’t remember who):
partridge obvs:
this was someone I knew:
one of my old uk skate crew definitely had his bag of favourites:
can’t remember who this was, but it was definitely someone:
etc etc
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It was actually Jurwell’s house and we played Jizzy Pringle instead.
Jurwell lost…
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