A dog in our village keeps finding dildos when out on walks. Happening so frequently that someone’s started a Facebook page to get all the photos and make a calendar.
Wife not impressed by my reply in the what’s app group ‘I’d been looking for that’ when it found its most recent ‘fister’ toy.
‘Lynn, these are sex people!’
Super stoked on Nellie Bell. 
Why is the owner of that dog buying multiple dildo’s and giving it to their dog for clout? People are mental.
Surely you can recycle dildos in 2024?
I get he’s Welsh but couldn’t Wales find anyone better than Craig Bellamy?
Wheres the cycling thread?
Dusted when I deleted my account.
Create a new one to avoid it disappearing again.
Something for the collection if you have a spare £150 lying around
Ended up on the Primitive website earlier. I think they may now have lost the last shreds of credibility
They did the same recently with a Tesla, it was mentioned on a gifted hater video
Scat pack? Does that not mean shit?
literally a bag of shit.
I just noticed on my Anthony Van Engelen Vans plaid shirt I bought back during the Mindfield era that the sleeve is embroidered “AV” whereas nowadays he’s always referred to as AVE. I feel like I’m wearing a counterfeit knock off.
People will just think you’re a fan of Alternative Voting. It’s all good.
God I hate commuters who have all their conversations on speaker phone. The guy one row across is asking his girlfriend to show him her tots and send videos. Oh, and negotiate two grand for a ticket to the finals or something… Fucking twat.
Trying to work out if this is a typo or not
Join in the conversation, they love that
