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Nearly every phrase and story in there is actually from something I heard irl.

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some guy who lived near my local park:
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overheard someone shitalking someone else (can’t remember who):
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partridge obvs:
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this was someone I knew:

one of my old uk skate crew definitely had his bag of favourites:
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can’t remember who this was, but it was definitely someone:
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etc etc

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It was actually Jurwell’s house and we played Jizzy Pringle instead.

Jurwell lost…

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A dog in our village keeps finding dildos when out on walks. Happening so frequently that someone’s started a Facebook page to get all the photos and make a calendar.

Wife not impressed by my reply in the what’s app group ‘I’d been looking for that’ when it found its most recent ‘fister’ toy.





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‘Lynn, these are sex people!’

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Super stoked on Nellie Bell. :heart:

Why is the owner of that dog buying multiple dildo’s and giving it to their dog for clout? People are mental.

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Surely you can recycle dildos in 2024?

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I get he’s Welsh but couldn’t Wales find anyone better than Craig Bellamy?

Wheres the cycling thread?

Dusted when I deleted my account.
Create a new one to avoid it disappearing again.

Something for the collection if you have a spare £150 lying around

Ended up on the Primitive website earlier. I think they may now have lost the last shreds of credibility

They did the same recently with a Tesla, it was mentioned on a gifted hater video

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Scat pack? Does that not mean shit?

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literally a bag of shit.

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I just noticed on my Anthony Van Engelen Vans plaid shirt I bought back during the Mindfield era that the sleeve is embroidered “AV” whereas nowadays he’s always referred to as AVE. I feel like I’m wearing a counterfeit knock off.

People will just think you’re a fan of Alternative Voting. It’s all good.