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I was going to say, I’m not one to kink shame, but that sounds very particular.

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I randomly became lactose intollerant one day after eating a huge New York Cheesecake to myself. After that any dairy would make me bum squirt 4 hours later. Have to have lacto free cheese and butter but I can get away with dairy in small doses, like chocolate etc.
Never really liked milk anyway, I had weird phases of cold/warm milk with cereal growing up.

What the hell is lacto fermented veg?

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I’m just discovering the lacto-fermenting world. Currently got a chilli sauce on the go that I’ll try out later

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Just googled, really simple standard stuff but the name threw me. Can see benefits and it being fun. Never tried it but always liked the idea of making sauerkrauty type pickles as I love cabbage.

Hate kombucha but this stuff is delicious, make a hot drink with it, tastes of ginger and lemon

Drink a couple of pints of milk a day. Blue top ideally but green if we’ve run out of blue.

Once stole a pint of “milk” off of someones doorstep when walking back to my mates house pissed in st albans and it turned out to be heavy cream. Don’t recommend drinking a pint of cream after a night out.

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It’s actually not a great idea to drink that much. Pesticides build up etc. Though that’s not agreed on, it seems feasible to me, take with as many grains of salt as you like etc

No, that’d make it worse.

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Hahaha really got me that. LFV, New York vegan straight edge

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Aye it sounds wilder than it is! Basically pickling stuff but without vinegar, makes them way more tasty and super probiotic! I’ve been making fermented chilis and asparagus with garlic and ginger. And just about to see the finish of a batch of cauliflower with added leaves and stems with garlic, lemon and bullet chili.

That sounds wicked!

Yesterday I had to get public transport to get to a hospital appintment. I went with a bus instead of a train because the trains are few and far between here and get cancelled contstantly so couldn’t trust them.

Its a 14 mile journey. It took over an hour there and I think nearly an hour and a half back.

Coupled with getting to and from the hospital, waiting around for my very short appointment I was out the house for about 6 hours.

On the plus side I read an entire book in a single day. Haven’t done that since my honeymoon.

Moral of the story. Stay safe and injury free.

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Most brilliantly Partridgian thing ever.

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The older you get the more you turn into him. Unescapable Norwich gravity.

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Fat back incoming

This should be shown to every mini ramp builder in the country. Looks like absolute perfection. This is what a mini ramp should look like.

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I did something really dumb. I’m currently in Paignton and was expecting a large sized delivery yesterday.

I had an email from RM saying delivery slot was going to be until 12.58. Around that exact time I had an email from ‘Evri’ saying they failed to deliver.

Like a fucking idiot and distracted by a macaque or something (I was at the zoo) I clicked on the big CTA button of the email.

Only after I started loading the page did I clock it was misspelled:

I hit back asap but have no idea if the page loaded. What I’m worried about it is pressing that button downloaded these config files and what they might be doing to my phone

The page I opened does come up in my history, but I can’t remember what it looked like or if I got to a stage of loading a page at all:

I downloaded AVG and scanned my phone. Didn’t show any issues but I guess these scammers know how to beat those?

Nothing is showing in my downloads and nothing started downloading at the time.

Feel like an absolute idiot. What could those config files do? Been googling and found nothing.

Oh shit @Les_Zeppelin looks like the bots got you…

What The Eff?