Shite
Cunt
Cunt’s name evolved into ‘Cun with a T and eaver with a B’, presumably on account of his slightly bigger than normal front teeth, and then ‘Cun’, then it became simply ‘T’, which he is still known as. Probably just tells people he enjoys a brew.
Lol’d my head off at those they are brilliant
Hahahahahahaha
Some more I can think of
fuck man nicknames are rad
Sure more will steadily come back to mind as these have.
T-moth
Smelly James
Too small Paul
I used to refer to Gaz Jenkins as Jazz Gherkins.
A near similar faux pas to your Jewboy bag, form time to time, probably shop boredom, we’d chat in daft voices, one wasn’t so much a voice as speaking as though we had a speach impediment where the letter ‘s’ would be pronounced more like ‘sch’.
One day, some school kids dropped by after school, one looked in the glass cabinet, his eyes widened and he said, “wow schtickersch”.
We did well not to burst out laughing.
He didn’t know it but he became known to us as Schtickersch.
My thoughts exactly !
Haha Television head! The most simple are so effective!
Il update my ones with how they got their names too, some are pretty funny looking back at it
I’ve just renamed my mate called “irish steve” in my contacts scottish phill 
Ahhhh haha brilliant!
If anyone here deals with Phil @ Keen dist, that’s Irish Steve I’m on about
OJ-Jamico-Wheelio,
Poo Finger
Flame head
The Fart (Homie always in the way at the park, lingering)
The Hulk
The Egg
The Cornershop Warrior
Special Ed
The Rabbi
Shitty Steve
Big Rich
Rector Rob
Little Jeff
The Retard
The Hulk had a wee in a draw in my old house. I forgot all about that.
Hulk Smashed
there is/was and irish tele head aswell.
Updated*
Help wanted.
Completley outsourcing a favour.
So Mrs Niallc is an art/textiles teacher in a secondary school and at the moment one of her classes (13-14yo) is working on typography, she has one boy that only cares about skating and asked if I knew of anything typography related that might spark his interest.
My suggestion was Evan Hecox and his work with Chocolate, pretty recognisable in my opinion and probably enough out there that you could get a whole alphabet to work from but she says they are more focused on 3d lettering at the moment.
I haven’t got a clue what 14 year olds are into these days beyond Supreme and trap music so any help would be appreciated
Didn’t Natas do some too, Quicksilver as a terrible but good example, if you follow.
Discusses it in the On Video Natas special about 25 mins in.
If she can get him into Barbara Kruger via Supreme that could be interesting.
When i was in the army we had a
Rapey Dave
Heski (her name was really Hayley, and only went by Heski)
Shit Dan
Dismount Dan
Sequins (last was sequenza)
Gay Jonsey
Friend from school is called Pickle, his real name is Stewart but he wont explain why he is called Pickle but he only ever goes by that.
