Oooh. I like this. A lot.
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Yo… what!? Wotsits and chicken is fucking psychotic. Also hilarious and fascinating. This thread is brilliant
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If you’re looking for a decent smoked bacon substitute, you won’t go far wrong with this.
In sandwiches or sliced up for a carbonara or something it’s banging; not sure I’d put it on a fry up or anything though. It’s not quite bacon flavour but it’s also not the flavour of smoky bacon crisps or Frazzles which seem to be what most bacon substitutes go for.
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Greggs does not deserve to be mentioned anywhere near a thread about sandwiches (or food in general) you should be ashamed
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Respect the confidence to post such a mental combo that outs you as a peasant 
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Bish has been well known for this haha.
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This is incredibly pale food
How about this one I made?
- Sliced meats and cheese
- Crushed meat flavoured crisps
- Mayo and Ketchup
- Fried/Grilled with mayo.
Top tip, when making a grilled/fried sarnie, mayo works better as it has a higher burning point.
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Who hurt you?
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@Bish you’re a legend. I love the dichotomy between some of the earlier more gentile sandwich posts and now this fridge-raided mess. Please keep these coming.
Also, you could get serious karma on /r/shittyfoodporn
Actually, wait, do you really eat these? This isn’t just a drunken pisstake?
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‘What flavour crisps are they mate?’
Meat.
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The idea of hot Mayo fills me with dread.
But I can see where you’re going with this
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It’s that crystal-ish serving platter that does it for me.
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Goats cheese is probably the most inedible disgusting food ever conceived by man. Literal gag gak. Just thinking about it turns my guts.
Nah man I love mixing beige foods!
I’ve loads more combos but I’m not sure the forum is ready for them.
NEIL: Oh, just a bag of crisps please, Vyv. But, not meat flavored. Because I don’t abuse my body in the world I live in.
VYVYAN: [to bartender] Okay, I want a pint of water in a straight glass, a bag of roast ox crisps, and mine’s a babysham!
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Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference beef and caramelized onion sandwich is my new favourite supermarket sandwich.
One of my unfortunate long-covid side effects is that branstone pickle now tastes of perfume. Not good.
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