Shoes

Did you see the canvas shoe, yeah?

Looked like a vane era that would give you even worse blisters.

Such advanced materials weren’t invented at that point.

They’ve made a shoe that vlooks like it came out 30 years before the shoes that people actually care about existed. Like, “OK, we know you like this one, and that’s nice, but what about… THIS one?!”

I guess the factory probably has a template for canvas shitters like that, so it was easy enough to get a pallet of them.

This is the chiller shoe real fans want to see:

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So a Janoski without all the nice bits.

Bowling shoe for clown pimps

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Looks like one of those Vans surf shoes they used to make, not great.

Nice and comfy for posting 10+ year old clips of himself.

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the sole looks like one of those wallets you make from duct tape

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Gotta be a joke, surely?!

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Pretty sure Kerr was first with that.

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adidas the new retirement home for washed up has beens?

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MJ and Gino*

I bet it’s in his contract that he doesn’t have to do anything.

Don’t forget Dill

Last time I saw footage of Dill was some Netflix comedy series.

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Not sure they’ll give Dill another shoe, I think his last one sold about as well as the MJ models…