Someone’s doing alright, what recession?
Congrats though (on the baby, not the eating summat that fell out of your missus bit)
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Years back, a buddy of mine moved into a house near Bedminster skatepark, taking over from a young couple who had just given birth at home a couple before, a couple of weeks earlier than expected. Move out/in days were right after each other and the woman said she’d be back for a few things, including the placenta which she’d left in the fridge, the next day. She never returned, so he buried the placenta at the end of the garden and the next few days, his garden was plagued with wailing, screeching cats by day and shrieking foxes by night until he burnt it in a small fire.
So yeah, nice one ParmoViolet, congratulations!
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As if you’d leave your fucking placenta in the fridge when you moved…
“Have you got everything? Phone, wallet, passport, offal in the fridge?”
“Not important, we can come back for it…”
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Suprised it didn’t become an obstacle at the deaner.
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I hear the slug is modelled on it.
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I bet in like a month’s time she’ll be back for it and be horrified that they burnt it
If it were me I’d hang up a bunch of satanic imagery just in case she came back.
“FFS they used my placenta in a ritual. Baby’s haunted now.”
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She’s probably a pagan or wiccan or something and the satanic ritual would be considered an point of honour.
Hero shit!
Congratulations!
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Got an interview for that Skateboard GB job 
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Good shit, knew you would. You were 100% right to apply.
Yes, nice one mate.
Thanks guys! Stoked me out, even if I don’t get it.
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Deactivated facebook finally, not that it was used but still managed to keep messenger working. Feeling good, not thought about the wife for nearly a week since I switched off after she revealed herself being a complete selfish Michael Fabricant in a phonecall.
Had no intention of moving on as far as other people for at least 6 months + but been chatting with someone and it feels great.
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Out of sight, out of mind is a possessive step to just getting on with everyday things, I think.
Mate when my first wife left to fly back to Australia I was on Plenty of Fish before she’d even got to the bottom of the stairs. Best thing you can do sometimes. Although possibly not now. Unless you do phonesex at each other.
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Good luck with it all.
May I recommend getting on tinder and finding all the newly divorced girls from your year at school.
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May I recommend taking your time…
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Ah fuck, forgot about the whole pandemic for a bit there.
Haha, yeah, I just wanted to talk to someone that didn’t know my situation and the people involved and spoke to a good few but unfortunately many people are crazy damaged and have not moved on from whatever. Getting on well with one person though, and it might not go anywhere, no intention of forcing something, especially not this early, that’s utter bonkers. But it definitely feels good to have turned that corner.
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