Yes. And because posts must be 6 characters long yes again.
Sparkling water is like trying to drink dust.
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This. Only red wine rivals sparkling water for somehow making you more thirsty than before you drank it.
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Red wine hate now?
Iāve thought this country was irredeemable for a long time, but this just continues to show we can still yet plumb new depths of depravity and troglodytism.
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Nah nah nah. My bloodstream is 50% black coffee/50% Malbec. Love the stuff. But it does leave you with a tongue like a furry insole. Much like sparkling water
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Ok, I feel you now. For some reason red wine always gives me an absolutely rancid arse.
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Stinking dry mouth and an absolutely rancid arse.
Itās easy to see why so many go for it.
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What reds are you lot drinking? Must be absolute shite if your arse is falling out the next day. You know you can buy wine at places other than a 24 hr garage right?
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My arse is pretty chipper, maybe a bit gritty from all the peanuts that go with the wine, but my current best is Finca Las Moras from Coop. Proper smooth and not too acidic.
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Maybe itās not the wine making you so thirsty, hmmm? Thats why American bars have free peanuts to make you thirsty and drink more.
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Coop wine and peanuts? Sorry I didnt know we were talking to a connoisseur
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If you drink a bottle, peanuts or not, your breath stinks in the morning. No getting away from it
Thatās the thing, itās not the next day; pretty much as soon as it passes my lips I sound like Iāve got an oompah band in my keks and I could weld shut the hole in the titanic. I donāt have red all that often, but when I do itās usually a Malbec or Syrah.
Post me it please, I need to try it.
I drink Sparkling Water, Diet Coke, Soda Water and Holsten Pills / Stella. Literally it.
And Tea.
Used to dislike sparkling water but Iām into it now after trying pellegrino.
Thereās not much I wonāt drink.
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Ironically wife was craving it today (sheās hung over)
Apparently also if you have muscle pain it reduces it. I donāt believe her though as Iām a bloke.
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Itās literally the ultimate electrolyte drink! Just water and sodium and no crap. The fountain of youth.
Sparkling water reminds me of having covid and trying to drink anything fizzy. So depressing.
In fact sparkling water reminds me of being forced to drink soluble medicine as a kid. I can feel the shiver now.
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Oh, and covid results back negative! WOO.
What a fucking week though. Broken toilet, burst pipe and flooded kitchen, covid scare, really amazing weekend plans ruined etc etc + many other minor inconveniences.
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Iām addicted to sour sweets. Iād like to blame it on the snacking habit that starts when you quit smoking but the truth is that Iād cane a bag with two glasses of wine and settle that in with a brilliant satisfaction ciggie bitd.
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